Tom Brady's press conference could have been very different.

[MohRokTah]

Had he used the word "football" in place of every time he used the word "ball", it would have been a lot less comedic.

[bravenak]

1. I enjoyed it immensely. Like a fifth grader.nt

[MohRokTah]

2. "I'm not squeezing the balls — that's not part of my process." -- Tom Brady

[bravenak]

6. I'm crying.

Tears. Cannot stop. Here goes Ed Schultz. Quotes!

[MohRokTah]

3. "Some days, one ball may feel good — the next day it may not." -- Tom Brady

[bravenak]

4. So many quotes, so little time!!!

So many balls to manipulate.

[MohRokTah]

7. "They all know how I like the balls." -- Tom Brady

[bravenak]

8. It was a very sensual presser imo.

[pkdu]

5. Tonight's Daily Show would have been awesome if the presser had been earlier in the day. Nt

[MohRokTah]

9. They might have had some time if they moved quick.

The jokes wrote themselves, after all. He could just play clips and look dumbfounded.

[tammywammy]

10. I didn't watch the press conference

But I'm looking for a link as soon as I get home.

[glasshouses]

11. It was like an SNL skit

http://blog.masslive.com/patriots/2015/01/live_coverage_of_tom_brady_def.html




I don't want anyone touching the balls , rubbing the balls

[MohRokTah]

12. If SNL is smart, they'll get Alec Baldwin in to play the Schweddy Balls character this week.

[glasshouses]

13. lol

You know it seemed like Brady kind of knew what he was doing when he smirked ?

[elias49]

14. Wow. Going with the middle-school humor.

Heehaw.