Coming up on Morning Joke: Loathsome, failed CEO Carly Fiorina slithers out from under her rock

[Miles Archer]

Once again a "possible Presidential hopeful."

This should be amusing.

[Warren Stupidity]

1. ick. I doubt "presidential" but California has an open senate seat.

[beerandjesus]

2. Hahaha, perfect headline!

[IDemo]

3. Bah

[99Forever]

4. What's "Morning Joke?"

And why in the world would anyone subject themselves to that kind of drivel?

[HughBeaumont]

5. Chainsaw Carly's never met a "God Given Right" she wasn't willing to "Right-shore".

There's a reason Chainsaw Carly's a CNBC favorite.

During her time at HP (Where she also got a 21 million dollar severance package for a crappy job), she wanted to push through a 60 million dollar bonus for herself and used compensation money to remodel her homeS to the tune of 1.5 million bucks, all while she laid off 28-30 thousand workers.

Yeah, but keep telling us WORKERS are the problem with America.

"Tough Choices", indeed . . .

[CK_John]

9. Major misunderstanding of her job. She was tasked with busting HP from private family control to

let Wall Street clean out the stock value of a dying outdated tech giant. She did a wonderful job and was paid accordingly.

[MindPilot]

6. She was on Bill Maher's show couple weeks ago.

She was going on and on about income inequality and wealth disparity and how that is such a big problem for the ordinary working folks she understands so well. She sounded like Mitt Romney coming out of the hardware store trying to look all populous and shit.

Slither is right...she is a snake.

[kydo]

7. This is why I gave up the morning joke a good while ago - its scary shite

My heart and my head couldn't take the toxic waste that gushes from the jokes pie hole. And then I wonder, "why am I watching this murder. Shouldn't he like be in jail or something." Then it gets confusing when many of his guests are traitors, war criminals and murders too.

So I turned it off and never missed going back.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

8. Who the hell is so vested in propping her up?

You'd think even republicans wouldn't want to draw attention to such an unsuccessful by all measures CEO. She's like the poster child for corporate ineptitude.