This thread is NOT about religion.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

[shenmue]

1. Good!

[NightWatcher]

2. Is too! The Flying Spaghetti Monster! Boom!

How you like them apples?

[Skittles]

3. it will probably offend them anyways

[NuclearDem]

4. WELL IT BLOODY WELL IS NOW

RELIGION RELIGION RELIGION RELIGION RELIGION ARGLE BARGLE OFFENSIVE ARGLE BARGLE GENERALIZATION ARGLE BARGLE HATE HATE HATE

[Mbrow]

26. YOU FORGOT

BENGHAZI!!!!

[BeyondGeography]

5. As if

[PeaceNikki]

6. Thank God.

Shit, it is now.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

7. How I know it will not be about religion:

I have all believers, all agnostics, and all atheists on ignore.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

9. You can't ignore yourself.

[beam me up scottie]

10. LMAO!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

12. Oh yeah? Watch me.

[MohRokTah]

8. All Hail the Invisible Pink Unicorn!!!!! eom

[Half-Century Man]

43. Invisible...Pink....?

It's more translucent than invisible. It appears to me denser than smoke, thinner than lace.

[LostOne4Ever]

56. Mmmmm you might be right!

[RobertEarl]

11. You are entitled to your belief(s)

Just don't be hypocritical.

Or is this a thread about Love? What is Love, anyway?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

16. Serious play.

[benz380]

17. Oh baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more

🎵🎵🎵

[Agnosticsherbet]

13. There is no text in the body of your post just lke there was no corpse in Jesus tomb.

God is invisible, and what ever you have in the body of your post is invisible.

It is about religon.

I just know it.

All bow down to the invisible body of your post.

[NuclearDem]

14. ALL HAIL THE INVISIBLE POST

HIS VAGUENESS ENDURES FOREVER

[beam me up scottie]

15. *

[A-Schwarzenegger]

19. She who has no eyes,

let her see the invisible.

[Brother Buzz]

18. Yeah right, and next you'll be telling us Oscar was just a dyslexic doG

[A-Schwarzenegger]

24. He's a cult of one.

[betsuni]

20. This religion is NOT about thread.

[benz380]

21. Sew what?

[betsuni]

23. You needling me?

Yarn't going to succeed!

[benz380]

61. I enjoy your knit wit

I'll be darned!

[pinboy3niner]

70. Now, now. Don't be crewel. nt

[Cha]

22. Rec.. thank you!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

45. .

[pinboy3niner]

49. You just couldn't resist using the Tom Cruise-on-Oprah Scientology smilie, could you?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

50. Oh, I thought it was the cheshire cat on Alice's couch.

[Cha]

51. I already knew what your . was going to be.. I read pinboy's caption first. LOL

Who can't resist a good couch jumping when they're happy!

[pinboy3niner]

53. He'll deny it, but I think A-Schwarzenegger fell for the "Free Personality Test"

[Cha]

54. Rofl!

pinboy~ It's Michelle's Birthday.. 17th but still!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026100742

[A-Schwarzenegger]

55. I deny nothing, but

if I knew they were giving away free personalities at that test,
I would have studied harder.

[blkmusclmachine]

25. "This thread is NOT about religion."

Good. I'm tired of fairy tales.

[Prophet 451]

27. So you decide to insult religion in your post

Thread not about religion, you think great, I get a free pass to take a cheap shot then.

[bvf]

28. So

take a shot back, if that makes you feel better.

Better yet, present a case for your being able to read someone else's thoughts.

[Warren Stupidity]

68. Why is a comparison to a fairy tale insulting?

What is wrong with fairy tales?

[bvf]

29. What is this "religion" you speak of? n/t.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

32. Yes.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

30. A lot of this thread is not about religion.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

31. I don't see what you did there.

[sibelian]

64. Zen is a form of Buddhism, dude, SO YOU'RE WRONG AND I WIN YR THREAD LOOSER LOL

I RULE bafwar

[A-Schwarzenegger]

66. For one wins the thread by losing it

and loses it by winning it.
Thus a small village
has fewer people.

[sibelian]

67. Damn.

(note to self - the phoenix can only fly when it's feather's are grown, grasshopper)

[A-Schwarzenegger]

72. !

[betsuni]

33. Is this thread non-prophet?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

34. Does not betsuni mean not that?

For what shall it profit a betsuni
if he shall gain the whole thread,
and lose his own post?

[betsuni]

38. Now I have a headache.

[Rex]

35. This thread is working in mysterious ways.

All fear the Devourer of Kibble, Mr. Snuggles!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

36. "When you gaze long into the kitty's eyes,

the kitty's eyes gaze also into you."

[oneview]

37. And this is not a pipe!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

39. It is a beautiful

pas une pipe.

[H2O Man]

40. Sure it is.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

41. Smartypants.

[countryjake]

42. I inherited a mixed religion from skinner reading general discussion.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

44. Ha! The "mixed religion" made me think of this statement:

Everything that rises must converge.

[countryjake]

48. ohm

[Rex]

46. So when you capitalized NOT, you really mean it IS about religion!

I'm on to you!!!!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

47. I meant knot.

As in the harder I try to figure it out,
the mysteriouser it gets, the more certain
I am about what it is, the more I displace
its essence and fill its space with my own
image. Or something like that.

[JimDandy]

52. BS this is Knot about Religion!

www.scoutingbsa.org/programs/awards/religious_emblems/religious_emblems_information.html

[Flying Squirrel]

57. ...

[HERVEPA]

58. Results of ridiculous alert

REASON FOR ALERT

This post is disruptive, hurtful, rude, insensitive, over-the-top, or otherwise inappropriate.

ALERTER'S COMMENTS

Uh, here's a sample lyric from this song: "you can take that to the bank and shove it up your big fat ass" I don't know if it's all right to say that if it's tucked in a song, but there it is. Imagine anybody listening might be in for a rude insenstive etc shock. Not cool.

You served on a randomly-selected Jury of DU members which reviewed this post. The review was completed at Sun Jan 18, 2015, 12:30 PM, and the Jury voted 0-7 to LEAVE IT.

Juror #1 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: I now have a favorite new song. Thanks Flying Squirrel.
Juror #2 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Ludicrous alert.
Juror #3 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #6 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: It's only a song, for goodness sake. Lame alert.
Juror #7 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Well apart from losing 2:11 seconds of my life having to listen to incredibly lame song all the way through waiting for the hurtful and rude part.

[greatauntoftriplets]

59. Amen!

[kydo]

60. So where are the cat pics then?

Its either religion or cats on DU. You said no religion so where are the cats?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

62. om eow

[kydo]

63. ok that's much better

thank you for budda cat.

[H2O Man]

65. !

[hrmjustin]

69. I hope it is about politics or sex then.

If not, what else is there to talk about?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

71. There must be something

cuz i rarely talk about any of the three
& I'm talkin allll the time.