All of the "Look at Me, I'm an Idiot" bumper stickers must have been sold out.

[kpete]

Yeah Muslims, go back to Hawaii!


read more here:
http://www.alan.com/2015/01/07/dumbest-anti-obama-sticker-ever/

[Lochloosa]

1. Hell, we have a business here in Jacksonville with pretty much the same sign out front.

Needless to say, they will never see me darken their doorway.

Must be Florida Man driving....

[Pacifist Patriot]

10. My bet was on a blurred out Florida plate.

Wouldn't be at all surprised to see it barreling past me on 95.

[unblock]

2. talk about privilege. this guy can show crap like that without fear of repercussions, but

a sikh can't a turban without fear of being beaten up after being mistaken for a muslim.

[femmocrat]

7. We can't put a "Vote for Obama" sticker on our cars here!

In red state America, you would get keyed.

[kelliekat44]

25. You get keyed in blue state too. Ask me, I know. nt

[merrily]

30. Because law and order and Jesus loves spitefulness and vandalism?

[janlyn]

3. Yeah, right up there on the stupid scale

with the bumper sticker " English, if it was good enough for Jesus it's good enough for mexicans"

[MoonRiver]

17. No, please, tell me Americans aren't THAT stupid!

[janlyn]

19. Sorry, yes

right here in northwest Arkansas. Haven't seen it since!.Someone probably told the stupid SOB how wrong he was on that particular subject. I have worked in customer service for a long time, I could tell you stories that would make you cry at the stupidity of the average American.

[kentauros]

22. While average Americans ARE pretty stupid,

it's also a global phenomenon

http://notalwaysright.com/pretend-you-werent-listening/41024

Pretend You Weren’t Listening
Electronics | Sydney, NSW, Australia | Crazy Requests, Musical Mayhem, Technology

(I work in an electronics store and we sell speakers and sound bars for TVs. We sometimes sell our display units if we are out of stock. One of my coworkers has been talking to a customer about one for ages, but since he is about to leave, he says the customer is happy with it and asks me to pack it up for him. The customer has been watching me struggle with the packaging for about five minutes.)

Customer: “Thanks for packing that up for me; that looked like it was a hard one to do.”

(I’m currently putting tape over the box, sealing it in there.)

Me: “Yeah, it was. You get used to doing it while working, but sometimes it’s particularly difficult. I’m glad I FINALLY got it in though; sorry for taking so long.”

Customer: “That’s fine. Can I have a listen to it now?”

Me: “…”

[RoBear]

20. reminds me of a friend's often-repeated comment

"If the King James Bible was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me."

Never saw it on a bumper though, but we ARE in Kansas an bigots are prolific here, so...

[spanone]

4. wow. showing the depths of your ignorance on your tailgate...

what a dumbfuck

[Johonny]

5. What do you mean the Republican congress is trying to reduce my social security...

well, at least they're not Muslims I guess.

[GusBob]

6. WTF does that say in cursive on the window?

"You Gotta Get It Up To Get It In To Get It On" ????? sounds like a real winner. Good like achieving any of that, especially the first part I reckon

jesus fucking christ I bet he has worse tattoos

[bullwinkle428]

12. Nothing like putting your erectile dysfunction issues on display for

all the world to see!

[RoBear]

21. hehehe

n/t

[Initech]

14. That would make an awesome country song.

I could totally picture Toby Keith or Alan Jackson singing that.

[kentauros]

23. I'd say that's appropriate for that particular dick-up truck.

Dick-Up Truck definition - any pick-up truck that will never haul a load of rock, gravel, sand, equipment, or manure, because its owner bought it for "status" and not utility work.

[Daemonaquila]

31. OMG, thank you!

That term made my day! It's yet another improvement on our Texas definition of "All hat, no cattle."

[kentauros]

33. Oddly enough, I have to attribute the origins of the term

to my Newfoundland-born past-wife. She used it one day against one of the typical dickheads in his dick-up truck as we were oot and aboot

[L0oniX]

8. Needs stripper girl mud flaps and chrome truck nuts to finish it off.

[tkmorris]

15. I assume those are on layaway down at the Walmarts

[Initech]

16. Also needs the trailer hitch testicles.

I saw The Trailer Hitch Testicles at the Troubadour last week.

[LordGlenconner]

18. Ahh yes, truck nuts

What an amazing chapter in American history that is.

[nichomachus]

9. What else do you expect on a "tiny penis" truck? n/t

[NuclearDem]

11. Magic Mirror, how can I look more like an asshole today?

Well, drive an unnecessarily large pickup truck. Make sure it's lifted and has unnecessarily loud mufflers. And for good measure, have something bigoted painted on the gate.

Only tip 5%, bring Natty Ice to the party tonight, and soak yourself in Red Spice.

[Vattel]

13. lol

[Takket]

24. I wonder what people in the middle east think of Obama...

in regards to how good of a Muslim he is.... I would bet anyone on the business end of a drone strike would somehow doubt his loyally to the Muslim faith.

[shenmue]

26. Oh, Lord

Make that person read some books.

[kentauros]

27. If I had a pick-up truck

I'd put this first line on the back, in strike-through, followed by the correct text:

Romanes Eunt Domus

Romani Ite Domum

[olddots]

28. are these turd maggots paid by big pharma ?

when I see stuff like this I want to take anti depressants .

[YoungDemCA]

29. What's his DU name?

nt

[Turbineguy]

32. Apparently IS and Al Qaeda

are having some difficulty with recruitment. Luckily they have morons like this to help.