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joeglow3

(6,228 posts) Fri Jan 2, 2015, 12:36 AM Jan 2015

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My circumcised unvaccinated son was bit by a pit bull while breast feeding at Olive Garden

What a crappy start to 2015.

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My circumcised unvaccinated son was bit by a pit bull while breast feeding at Olive Garden (Original Post) joeglow3 Jan 2015 OP

LOL, you made five types of DUers pissed! Good one! Nt Logical Jan 2015 #1

you forgot the part where Obama DIDN'T do anything!!! easychoice Jan 2015 #2

My son was circumsized and breast-fed by the Olive Garden pit bull. So there. kwassa Jan 2015 #3

Not just any Corn Flakes ThoughtCriminal Jan 2015 #16

I couldn't imagine a worse start to the year, kudzu? pinboy3niner Jan 2015 #4

You really get to the root of the matter, don't you? kentauros Jan 2015 #10

Look at the upside Brother Buzz Jan 2015 #5

Sounds like someone was ahead of time there Hutzpa Jan 2015 #9

But was he or the pit bull smoking? Control-Z Jan 2015 #6

He was probably vaping! nt WhiteAndNerdy Jan 2015 #24

Circumcision by Pit Bull undeterred Jan 2015 #7

That's because your son was too busy playing the game kentauros Jan 2015 #8

They should hung packman Jan 2015 #11

but were you smoking? n/t ProdigalJunkMail Jan 2015 #12

That's what happens when you lecture pit bulls about white privilege. NuclearDem Jan 2015 #13

My intact, vaccinated sons bit a lactating pit bull at an Olive Garden. n/t Crunchy Frog Jan 2015 #14

More importantly, branford Jan 2015 #15

Love this post. Agschmid Jan 2015 #17

What a crappy start to 2015...Thanks Obama! Snarkoleptic Jan 2015 #18

I would think that just about covers your one allotment per year... kentuck Jan 2015 #19

Yeah, okay, but do they salt the pasta yet? Kablooie Jan 2015 #20

Oh dear! malaise Jan 2015 #21

That'll teach him to shave his pubes. Scuba Jan 2015 #22

Thanks, Obama! Javaman Jan 2015 #23

Logical

(22,457 posts)

1. LOL, you made five types of DUers pissed! Good one! Nt

Reply to joeglow3 (Original post)

Fri Jan 2, 2015, 12:44 AM

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easychoice

(1,043 posts)

2. you forgot the part where Obama DIDN'T do anything!!!

Reply to joeglow3 (Original post)

Fri Jan 2, 2015, 12:51 AM

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that will help.lol.

kwassa

(23,340 posts)

3. My son was circumsized and breast-fed by the Olive Garden pit bull. So there.

Reply to joeglow3 (Original post)

Fri Jan 2, 2015, 12:58 AM

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While coated in corn flakes.

ThoughtCriminal

(14,047 posts)

16. Not just any Corn Flakes

Reply to kwassa (Reply #3)

Fri Jan 2, 2015, 02:41 AM

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Kellogg's brand Sugar Frosted Flakes.

I'm concerned that you might be using a generic brand.

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

4. I couldn't imagine a worse start to the year, kudzu?

Reply to joeglow3 (Original post)

Fri Jan 2, 2015, 01:04 AM

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kentauros

(29,414 posts)

10. You really get to the root of the matter, don't you?

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #4)

Fri Jan 2, 2015, 01:30 AM

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You must be satin.

Brother Buzz

(36,444 posts)

5. Look at the upside

Reply to joeglow3 (Original post)

Fri Jan 2, 2015, 01:17 AM

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Your little tike didn't catch herpes when he was circumcised:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026023977

Hutzpa

(11,461 posts)

9. Sounds like someone was ahead of time there

Reply to Brother Buzz (Reply #5)

Fri Jan 2, 2015, 01:29 AM

Jan 2015

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=6023998

If you asked me the kids are out having fun.

Control-Z

(15,682 posts)

6. But was he or the pit bull smoking?

Reply to joeglow3 (Original post)

Fri Jan 2, 2015, 01:23 AM

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If not, everything will be alright. Well. Unless there were corn flakes involved. Then there is little anyone can do to help.

I'm sorry.

WhiteAndNerdy

(365 posts)

24. He was probably vaping! nt

Reply to Control-Z (Reply #6)

Fri Jan 2, 2015, 11:13 AM

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undeterred

(34,658 posts)

7. Circumcision by Pit Bull

Reply to joeglow3 (Original post)

Fri Jan 2, 2015, 01:24 AM

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Will it catch on in 2015?

kentauros

(29,414 posts)

8. That's because your son was too busy playing the game

Reply to joeglow3 (Original post)

Fri Jan 2, 2015, 01:28 AM

Jan 2015

"Bomb the Moon" on his phone to notice that he'd accidentally ordered the cornflake-encrusted chicken breasts.

packman

(16,296 posts)

11. They should hung

Reply to joeglow3 (Original post)

Fri Jan 2, 2015, 01:58 AM

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That pit bull

ProdigalJunkMail

(12,017 posts)

12. but were you smoking? n/t

Reply to joeglow3 (Original post)

Fri Jan 2, 2015, 02:22 AM

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NuclearDem

(16,184 posts)

13. That's what happens when you lecture pit bulls about white privilege.

Reply to joeglow3 (Original post)

Fri Jan 2, 2015, 02:24 AM

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Crunchy Frog

(26,587 posts)

14. My intact, vaccinated sons bit a lactating pit bull at an Olive Garden. n/t

Reply to joeglow3 (Original post)

Fri Jan 2, 2015, 02:32 AM

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branford

(4,462 posts)

15. More importantly,

Reply to joeglow3 (Original post)

Fri Jan 2, 2015, 02:35 AM

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were you arrested and harassed by the jackboots of the NYPD for breastfeeding your circumcised unvaccinated son at Olive garden, either before or after being bitten by a pit bull?

Agschmid

(28,749 posts)

17. Love this post.

Reply to joeglow3 (Original post)

Fri Jan 2, 2015, 02:48 AM

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Snarkoleptic

(5,997 posts)

18. What a crappy start to 2015...Thanks Obama!

Reply to joeglow3 (Original post)

Fri Jan 2, 2015, 02:49 AM

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kentuck

(111,103 posts)

19. I would think that just about covers your one allotment per year...

Reply to joeglow3 (Original post)

Fri Jan 2, 2015, 03:07 AM

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Kablooie

(18,634 posts)

20. Yeah, okay, but do they salt the pasta yet?

Reply to joeglow3 (Original post)

Fri Jan 2, 2015, 03:16 AM

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malaise

(269,057 posts)

21. Oh dear!

Reply to joeglow3 (Original post)

Fri Jan 2, 2015, 05:19 AM

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Hilarious post - Happy New Year.

Scuba

(53,475 posts)

22. That'll teach him to shave his pubes.

Reply to joeglow3 (Original post)

Fri Jan 2, 2015, 09:22 AM

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Javaman

(62,530 posts)

23. Thanks, Obama!

Reply to joeglow3 (Original post)

Fri Jan 2, 2015, 11:00 AM

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LOL

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