DUZY!!! Michele Bachmann Says She 'Defeated' Progressives By Outsmarting Them

[spanone]

Rep. Michele Bachmann told the far-right outlet WorldNetDaily in an interview published today that while she is leaving Congress, she is most proud of her work opposing Obamacare, the Dodd-Frank financial industry reform, the 2009 stimulus, auto industry bailouts and TARP. Although all of those measures passed, Bachmann offered her wisdom to conservatives on how she is able to defeat liberal policies time and time again.

Bachmann said she uses “evidence-based arguments” against liberals who are only able to “argue from emotionalism, they don’t argue from a logical, linear point of view, and I take them on at their false premises.”

“That’s the best way to defeat them, by the way. Defeat them with evidence and defeat them with their false premises and I did that,” she said, adding that she was able do this despite the “constant criticism” she received.

The Associated Press, whose chief fact checker said his job required a “self-imposed Michele Bachmann quota” because she made so many false claims, and Politifact, which found that Bachmann had by far worst record of any 2012 presidential candidate when it comes to making accurate statements, must have missed Bachmann’s many “evidence-based” arguments.

- See more at: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/michele-bachmann-says-she-defeated-progressives-outsmarting-them#sthash.ZsKLD4BT.dpuf

[shenmue]

1. She couldn't outsmart this yogurt cone I just had

[BlueJazz]

2. Oh Great..Just Great!..She's on to us. Now we'll have to go to the other plan ...

"The Crow flies at sunrise"

[spanone]

3. bwahahahahaaaa!

[daleanime]

5. Damn it, I missed the last meeting....

does that mean we changing the plan or just the timetable?

[BlueJazz]

11. The legs walk backwards.

[Cirque du So-What]

4. I know this is an overdone analogy

but it's like playing chess with a seagull who swoops in, makes a lot of noise, knocks all the pieces off the board, shits all over the place, struts around victoriously, and then leaves. I was looking forward to the 'leaving' part, but it appears we're in for a few more months of insanity.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

6. Kinda like Bowling Ball "outsmarts" Einstein.

[Sunlei]

7. She needs a second week locked in a room alone with that 'adviser'. The exorcism must be refreshed

[cascadiance]

8. She "outsmarted" Jimmy Carter by campaigning for him for president!

[randys1]

26. What? she did that ?

[cascadiance]

38. Yep, here's one place she tried to explain this...

http://wonkette.com/433801/michele-bachmann-worked-for-jimmy-carter-was-ruined-by-gore-vidal

[lpbk2713]

9. Riiight. Just like the Coyote always outsmarts the Roadrunner.

... or like Sylvester always outsmarts Tweety Bird.

She must work real hard at being stupid because she is so good at it.

[Takket]

10. Reminds be of a scene

From a show I love called Father ted. Dougal is, well, not too bright. dougal goes off in a tangent about a spider baby and ted has to remind him to study the "dreams vs reality" diagram. Obviously Bachman needs one if these diagrams but I question her intellectual capacity to understand it! See the video at link...

[sarge43]

12. That woman is at least two planks short of a picnic table. nt

[Cha]

18. And, a few ham sammies short of a

picnic basket.

Happy New Year, sarge!

[sarge43]

20. And a most prosperous New Year to you, Cha

More than a couple of lights out in that chandelier

[Cha]

23. Mahalo~ :)

[malaise]

25. Two?

[sarge43]

28. More than two

Someone forgot to put fresh batteries in that flashlight

[TRoN33]

13. Okay!

[Shrike47]

14. She defeated Libs with facts. The ones she pulled out of her ass.

I particularly enjoy the 'that's your opinion' attack on facts you don't like.

[Half-Century Man]

15. One of the saddest parts of this poor sad wretch

Is she may actually believe what she said.

Little known fact: In conversations with Michele Bachmann, the words "Huh" and "what" are used at three times the normal rate, confused facial expressions are used at twice the normal rate.

[Kablooie]

16. Words! Words! Words! I’m so sick of words! - Don’t talk at all! Show me!

Please don’t “expl’ine,” Show me! Show me!
Don’t wait until wrinkles and lines
Pop out all over my brow,
Show me now!

[Cha]

17. She sez as she's slinking out the door and Progressives say.. "don't let it hit ya in the

a$$ loser".

Happy New Year, spanone!!

[spanone]

19. thanks Cha! happy new year to you!!!!

crazy eyes....

[Cha]

22. Ekkk!

[Generic Brad]

21. If losing is winning...

..we have a winner with Michelle Bachmann!

[AwakeAtLast]

29. Bizarro Michelle Bachmann!

[malaise]

24. That woman is certified batshit crazy

She should be in prison for campaign finance fraud.

[spanone]

32. her proudest moments are trying to stop legislation that helped others....

batshit crazy is right.

[RKP5637]

27. More evidence she's totally delusion IMO! n/t

[Blue Owl]

30. Maniac or Brainiac? I'd like to see a poll...

[Omaha Steve]

31. I remember when she proved climate change is a hoax because...

Those 95% of scientists are just crazy!

[salin]

33. of course the "evidence" is made up...

like when she said she declared there was a large number of anti-american congressmembers (echoing Joe McCarthy both in tone and in lack of ever producing the list, nor any documentation per any single member that "was evidence" that s/he was anti-american. How weird - to aspire to and believe the pinnacle has been reached by becoming a mimick of the (greatly discredited) Joe McCarthy.

[rbrnmw]

34. HAHA!HAHA!

No Seriously WTF????????????

[spanone]

35. you really can't make this kind of stuff up....

[rbrnmw]

36. this is the song that plays in my head whenever I see anything about her.

[davidpdx]

37. She's so dumb, she couldn't outsmart herself