Welcome to DU!
The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards.
Join the community:
Create a free account
Support DU (and get rid of ads!):
Become a Star Member
Latest Breaking News
General Discussion
The DU Lounge
All Forums
Issue Forums
Culture Forums
Alliance Forums
Region Forums
Support Forums
Help & Search
General Discussion
Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsA Guide to the American Press
1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.
3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country, and who are very good at crossword puzzles
4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand The New York Times.
5. The LA Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country, if they could find the time -- and if they didn't have to leave Southern California to do it.
6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country and did a poor job of it.
7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.
8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who is running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.
9. The Chicago Tribune is read by people who are in prison that used to run the state, & would like to do so again, as would their constituents who are currently free on bail.
10. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country, but need the baseball scores.
11. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure if there is a country or that anyone is running it; but if so, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are gay, handicapped, minority, feminist, atheist dwarfs who also happen to be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy, provided of course, that they are not Republicans.
12. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.
13. The Seattle Times is read by people who have recently caught a fish and need something to wrap it in.
InfoView thread info, including edit history
TrashPut this thread in your Trash Can (My DU » Trash Can)
BookmarkAdd this thread to your Bookmarks (My DU » Bookmarks)
14 replies, 1432 views
ShareGet links to this post and/or share on social media
AlertAlert this post for a rule violation
PowersThere are no powers you can use on this post
EditCannot edit other people's posts
ReplyReply to this post
EditCannot edit other people's posts
Rec (30)
ReplyReply to this post
14 replies
= new reply since forum marked as read
Highlight:
NoneDon't highlight anything
5 newestHighlight 5 most recent replies
A Guide to the American Press (Original Post)
Jackpine Radical
Dec 2014
OP
still_one
(92,219 posts)1. Not bad
MFrohike
(1,980 posts)2. Pretty good
Wasn't there something like this in an episode of Yes, Minister?
Jackpine Radical
(45,274 posts)4. Beats me.
I stole it from somewhere else.
TexasProgresive
(12,157 posts)14. Can't find an original source
This is in blogs all over the place. Here's a link to my favorite 2 idiots, Tom and Ray Magliozzi (May Tom rest in piece still cracking wise):
http://www.cartalk.com/content/who-reads-what-and-why
GusBob
(7,286 posts)3. Better #4?
Change the end to ......but don't really understand journalism. Or .....dont really understand the country
nuxvomica
(12,430 posts)6. Or are simply attracted to bright colors.
riqster
(13,986 posts)5. Excellent!
Scuba
(53,475 posts)7. USA Today is read by people in hotel rooms.
mountain grammy
(26,624 posts)8. Perfect and very funny (and true)
The Denver Post is a rag, read by idiots who voted for Cory Gardner.
Dustlawyer
(10,495 posts)9. Houston Chronicle?
markpkessinger
(8,401 posts)10. Very well done!
bbgrunt
(5,281 posts)11. haha! good one!
alp227
(32,034 posts)12. #9, #11, and #13 look like right wing talking points.
Otherwise funny. #9 sounds like something Glenn Beck said.
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)13. I thought the Orange County Register was fish wrap.