'18 Again' Vaginal Tightening Gel

[snooper2]

Um, yeah-

List this under ads you'll never see played during the Superbowl-

India

'18 Again' Vaginal Tightening Gel ad TVC

[Kber]

1. Um

Huh

[yuiyoshida]

2. I don't know how to say it in Japanese

But in Cantonese, this works really well:

Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018704067

[NuclearDem]

3. dafuq

[House of Roberts]

4. How much alum does it have in it?

[Go Vols]

11. lol

[jberryhill]

41. Yes, it contains Alum

http://www.18again.com/explore18.htm?tabid=3

ALUM

Alum is a strong astringent and tightens the lax vaginal walls. It is used for vaginal tightening, is a blood coagulant and soothing agent. It also possesses antibacterial properties which helps in fighting vaginal infections that are prone to develop in the ageing tissue.

[B Calm]

5. .

http://www.18again.com/

[hedda_foil]

6. It's intentionally funny...and not as stupid as the Cialis bathtubs.

I.thought the ad was pretty hilarious. As is the product.

[snooper2]

7. So is the product like watered down super glue?

[Nye Bevan]

8. Is there a real need for this product?

I think it's one of the miracles of nature how things shall we say "snap back into place" after a freaking BABY has passed on through.

[Cosmic Kitten]

9. HEY! Does it work for "manginas" too?!?!

If so...Lets take up a collection for the republican whiners!

[world wide wally]

10. I like the music!

[opiate69]

12. Somebody can't use the button for a day now!

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Is this really an appropriate topic for DU? Not only is the subject of the ad potentially disruptive (read: flamebait), the eyerolling insult regarding India could be hurtful to some of our membership. Could we please hide this? Thanks.

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[NaturalHigh]

14. LOL...someone has the alert fever today.

[B Calm]

18. LOL the PC police will alert on just about anything. So easily offended. .

[NaturalHigh]

28. Some people are defined...

by a fear that somebody, somewhere, is laughing or having fun.

[hifiguy]

29. Steeempy, NO! DON"T PUSH THE BUTTON!

[NaturalHigh]

32. The beautiful shiny button!

The jolly candylike button!

[Rex]

35. No pressure.

[hifiguy]

36. Gads, I miss John K's Ren and Stimpy

And the Original Freeper, George Liquor, American.

[Rex]

39. Was watching Ren and Stimpy on hulu plus last night.

It's hard to believe they ran that cartoon on a children's channel for years (nickelodeon).

[upaloopa]

13. Maybe they can put this add on MSNBC right after

the erectile dysfunction ads. After all if you can fix that you need your partner to feel like a virgin right?
One question, does a woman need to feel like a virgin to enjoy sex or is this product really for the interest of the man too?

[snooper2]

15. Comic Aditi Mittal Takes On the Vaginal Tightening Industry

not sure- but this lady is pretty funny-

Aditi Mittal's status as one of India's only working female comics gives her a powerful platform to comment on topics that her male peers might shy away from, like a recent television ad campaign for 18 Again, a "vaginal tightening cream" marketed to older women. Sound ridiculous? It does to Aditi, too.

[2naSalit]

16. Sounds like

it's entirely for the man-part of a couple. Seems that they idea of "having" an 18 yo is such allure for older men. Doesn't anyone care that nature makes us less attractive and less "active" for a reason? Yikes, we have been played for so long with this alleged need to have sex and bear offspring... I think that by appealing to the most base "pleasures" marketing has managed to herd us into never-ending focus on getting laid and spending whatever we may have to get sex and the looks to appeal to partners which results in stereotyping and making people feel less engaged in life while thinking they are playing the game of life as a winner.

So who "rules" this society? Men. Are those in power interested in anything positive for women? No... unless it ends up being beneficial for men who usually opt for sexual gratification as the the ultimate benefit in life second only to wealthpower.

Yeah, I don't think it has any intent to benefit women except that they might have a more interested partner for a time. Does this product actually make the woman feel like a virgin? Really?

[VScott]

17. "Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought"...

For that radiant youthful glow...

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[arely staircase]

24. laugh but (t)

Those people made a a lot of money off the porn industry.

A buttload, if you will.

[NaturalHigh]

27. Stop it...you're killing me!

[NaturalHigh]

25. Yeah, uh.....I don't even know what to say to that.

Is there really a market for this sort of thing?

[Rex]

38. You know...

Since you can use it in other intimate areas...I wouldn't have gone with ANAL BLEACH GEL. However maybe their marketing team knows something we don't.

[Lurker Deluxe]

42. generally

Generally I am against anal bleaching ... on the other hand I know some assholes who need to lighten up!!

[uppityperson]

19. kick to mark for later listening

[arely staircase]

20. I'm gonna put that stuff on my balls

just to see what happens.

[VScott]

21. Removes the wrinkles?

[arely staircase]

22. I'll let you know nt

[VScott]

31. Before and after pics?

[arely staircase]

40. time lapse video mt

[B Calm]

43. Hell, I should try it on the lines on my face!

[Cleita]

33. I'd say that shrinking would be the result if it works at all. eom

[dilby]

23. If any guy bought this for his girl the chances are he has a BIG Truck and a tiny penis. n/t

[hifiguy]

34. Not only a big truck, but probably TruckNutz to boot.

Click at your own risk of laughter: http://trucknutz.com/

[dilby]

37. Yeah I have seen those pretty sad really.

My little brother would probably like those for Christmas, he has one of those totally jacked up Dodge pickups that could probably pull the space shuttle at 15 MPG, he uses to to tool around town with his two kids.

[sarisataka]

26. I promise with DU as my witnesses

I will watch the entire Superbowl, even the football parts {and the halftime show}, if they play this commercial at any point of the show

[Cleita]

30. This reminds me of a tale a coworker once told me about her

and her husband using, I believe alum (senior memory) for the same purpose. This was forty years ago. Apparently the results were unsatisfactory and hilarious. I hope the ingredients of this snake oil remedy doesn't have the same ingredient.

[lpbk2713]

44. George Burns was probably in his late 80's when he did this ...

[Blaukraut]

45. I guess we need this seeing how penis enlargement products don't work n/t

[Major Nikon]

46. They just make your hands smaller