How dumb is Rick Perry?

[COLGATE4]

In the spirit of the Season and operating on the premise that being a candidate for President of the U.S. is not an I.Q. test, I'd like to ask our gentle readers to opine on Mr. Goodhair's intellectual qualifications with a short poll. Feel free to add other possibilities.

Question: How dumb IS Rick Perry?

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	As dumb as a bag of rocks
	2 (33%)
	So dumb that, if brains were gunpowder he couldn't blow his nose
	4 (67%)
	So dumb that he took a roll of toilet paper to a crap game.
	0 (0%)
	Other:
	0 (0%)
	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[louis-t]

1. He's so dumb, he thinks being dumb is an asset.

Well, it is to 42% of the electorate.

[COLGATE4]

2. Too true!

[shenmue]

3. Duh

[hobbit709]

4. So dumb he couldn't find his ass with written directions, a GPS and a flashlight.

[hifiguy]

7. "That SOB is so dumb he couldn't pour piss out of a boot

if the instructions were written on the heel." - LBJ on some hapless schmo.

[hobbit709]

9. But even that is smarter than Gov. Oops

[Archae]

5. Molly Ivins on Perry: "Governor Goodhair"

[hifiguy]

6. I went with the gunpowder answer

but Perry's dumbness may be beyond the current abilities of even the highest maths to quantify.

[Iggo]

8. Al the dumb.

[JHB]

10. More than sufficiently