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The New Yorker Punks Christian Right With Satirical ‘Duggar Family Kama Sutra’
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2014/12/08/the-new-yorker-punks-christian-right-with-satirical-duggar-family-kama-sutra/“The Duggar Family Kama Sutra” (based on the famous Hindu text which catalogs sexual positions) pokes fun at this puritanical, sexless, patriarchal nonsense with stinging satire so funny it did actually bring tears to my eyes.
The Missionary Position
This is perhaps the most satisfying sexual maneuver, because the wife remains in America while the husband serves as a missionary along the Amazon. Both parties receive erotic pleasure from choppy long-distance telephone conversations, in which the only understandable words are “prayer,” “antibiotic gel,” and “I’ve finally persuaded the entire tribe to wear cargo shorts and culottes, so there’s no more of that flippity-floppity.”
Feeling a bit more adventurous? Why not try the threeway?
The Threeway
An advanced technique, in which a mom and her two grown daughters secretly discuss divorcing their husbands, until orgasm.
The Missionary Position
This is perhaps the most satisfying sexual maneuver, because the wife remains in America while the husband serves as a missionary along the Amazon. Both parties receive erotic pleasure from choppy long-distance telephone conversations, in which the only understandable words are “prayer,” “antibiotic gel,” and “I’ve finally persuaded the entire tribe to wear cargo shorts and culottes, so there’s no more of that flippity-floppity.”
Feeling a bit more adventurous? Why not try the threeway?
The Threeway
An advanced technique, in which a mom and her two grown daughters secretly discuss divorcing their husbands, until orgasm.
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You mean, the Duggars have GENITALS????? Dayum...who knew? They seem too wholesome to have such evil demonic dirty body parts as a penis or vagina....
Well, I guess they must if you think about it.
But I always figured fundamentalist Christians didn't have naughty bits. That's why they're so enthralled with what other people are doing with theirs.
Great linkie KA!
for their Fundy Sex Ways.
Their hatred of LGBT people IS being preached from the pulpit, most namely from one pastor calling for ALL GAYS TO BE MURDERED BY CHRISTMAS DAY.
The Duggars believe in sex - for themselves and anyone who follows their rules. The rest of society, people of all other religions or none, LGBT people, all others NOT following their rules will all rot in hell if they give more than sidehugs...that's a nice bunch of sexy, there.
But this is gold, from the OP's link:
Family orgy: Each member is handed a Magic Marker and a square of oaktag, and asked to write down an activity that leads them to profound sensual arousal. *snip* If anyone’s oaktag reads “Picturing My Girlfriend Wearing Kneesocks” or “Wondering What It Would Be Like If We Had HBO,” then that family member will have a pentagram drawn on his or her forehead, and will receive only a single Pillsbury crescent roll at dinner.
