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"Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak."
"If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese."
"Big bangs don't make this, ... That's not a big bang. God made that. That's a liver. That's mystical. You and I can't make livers. Things banging don't make livers. This is mystical stuff. This is magic. This is perfection."
"Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world."
"My idea of fast food is a mallard."
mmonk
(52,589 posts)mindwalker_i
(4,407 posts)Nugent chewing and licking his chops for hours trying to get the wispy seeds out of his mouth. Like a dig with peanut butter.
ErikJ
(6,335 posts)Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)He is an embarrassment to the human race.
Fumesucker
(45,851 posts)MrSlayer
(22,143 posts)Brr brr badrrrrr....bwaaaarrrrrrr.
Asshole.
krispos42
(49,445 posts)MrSlayer
(22,143 posts)Haha
lastlib
(23,239 posts)lastlib
(23,239 posts)"Romney campaign spokesman Ted Nugent..."
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Kalidurga
(14,177 posts)Obama. Thanks made my day errrrrrr night.
krispos42
(49,445 posts)ErikJ
(6,335 posts)Diarrhea. hahaha
Lint Head
(15,064 posts)Frank Cannon
(7,570 posts)with all her bags packed.
"Where are you going?" he asked.
"I'm leaving you. I just found out you're a pedophile," she said.
"Well, now, that's a pretty big word for a twelve-year-old."
AsahinaKimi
(20,776 posts)Looking back, a satisfying moment in TV History...
CatWoman
(79,302 posts)Erose999
(5,624 posts)I've read reports that Nuge is hiding contraband related to domestic terrorism in one or more of his bodily orifices. The anonymous source did not specify which particular orifice(s) so the Secret Service should probably search them all, just to be sure.
Erose999
(5,624 posts)I don't know if the power of rock n' roll will protect him from a cavity search though.
Erose999
(5,624 posts)They may trade Limbaugh for him.