Mitt Romney in three words ... GO!

[Aerows]

Pet disillusionist groveler.

[Aerows]

1. Couldn't resist

Champion Womens Polygamy

[Aerows]

2. I'm for PRESIDENT!

[MrSlayer]

3. Ultimate Empty Suit

[Aerows]

8. Usual empty scrounger

What I did there was take the three initial characters from your comment, and made new things out of them. Okay. Probably a bad idea.

Uh, Eh, Scratch :balls: not spoken

[stevedeshazer]

4. Wall Street Tool. n/t

[Aerows]

19. Would Stop teaching

[rfranklin]

45. Fucking Ass Hole...

okay, so I cheated.

[Aerows]

46. For all heretics!

[Xipe Totec]

5. Blue! No, Yel---!

Auuuuuuuugh!

[Aerows]

20. Before No Ye.....

[Whisp]

6. Norquist's Stepford Husband

[Aerows]

12. Not sane human

See, the three letters of the first quip.

[WhoIsNumberNone]

153. +1

[Whisp]

174. Piece of Crap (Neil Young Says)

[obxhead]

7. Liar, liar, liar.

[Aerows]

17. Loving Lies is a Lottery

[Politicalboi]

9. Etch A Sketch!

[Aerows]

13. Eww a Seweromney n/t

[malaise]

10. My three words

Unbelievably entitled prick

[Aerows]

14. U E Pees

Flaming bigotry, like Romney. Straight out.

[Aerows]

21. You fucked my game up, Malaise LOL

I read your content instead of your title and used the letters LMAO.

LMAO.

I love you, it was my fault!

[underpants]

11. milquetoast boring legacy

[Aerows]

16. Millionaire Bigoted Lover

Of money

[YellowRubberDuckie]

15. Power Hungry Puppet?

[Aerows]

18. Please help Romney!

He needs a win

[Siwsan]

22. Semi-animated Ken Doll

Hope the hyphenated counts as one.

[Aerows]

24. Sucks Kroner Douchebag

That one was hard.

[lumberjack_jeff]

23. Noblesse oblige? Hah!

[Aerows]

25. No oh

Nob.

[Aerows]

26. Nobility or Heirship!

[RZM]

27. God, Country, Portfolio n/t

[Aerows]

29. Godawful Corporate Phony

[Aerows]

28. Heartless And Fake

[Aerows]

81. Hates all females

[longship]

30. Republican Campaign Pooched

How's that one?

[Aerows]

32. Ruh-roh Candidate Phucked

[annabanana]

31. Nit Wit Mitt

( well.. that's 3 syllables anyway)

[Aerows]

33. Nice While Missing

[MichiganVote]

34. Trust Fund Candidate

[Aerows]

36. Tax Free Captain!

[hobbit709]

35. Upper Class Twit

[Aerows]

37. Uriologist can't treat

[LeftishBrit]

41. great minds think alike!

Basically anything that applies to Cameron probably applies to Romney!

[Aerows]

93. It's true, cher, we have

some shitty politicians on both sides of the pond.

[LeftishBrit]

38. Vicar of Bray

[Aerows]

40. Verticle Only Batshittingly

[LeftishBrit]

39. Upper class twit.

[Aerows]

43. U Can't Type :D

[LeftishBrit]

42. Clone of Cameron

[Aerows]

44. Corrupt Or Conked

[Aerows]

47. Fake Tax-evading Lunatic

This is pretty fun, chime in

[Kalidurga]

48. Vulture Capitalist Pig.

No insult toward pigs intended.

[Aerows]

49. Vacated Conscience Person.

Poor Seamus

[rox63]

50. Smarmy lying weasel

[Aerows]

53. Silly lying...well

weasel was taken. I'll have to think about that one.

Unless I go with Sexist Lying Wart.

That would probably work.

[bongbong]

51. Nugent Nuzzle Necessary

No Neural Network

[Aerows]

54. No nothing nowhere

You said it, Bong.

[WillyT]

52. One Percent Man

[Aerows]

56. Oh my, such open fodder

Cher, bless you for giving me this opportunity.

[Aerows]

57. OPM what could I do with that

Smiles brilliantly.

[Aerows]

60. Openly Pissing on Middle Class.

Four letters but yeah

[Aerows]

62. Openly persuading misuse

[kenny blankenship]

55. Corporatism's Backup Quarterback

[Aerows]

58. UGH Q is a hard one

But let me see...

Constantly Belaying Questioners?

[dogknob]

173. Classless Boorish Quack

[Aerows]

179. Oh god, not Q again

Condescending Blah Quiche-eater. Not that there's anything wrong with eating Quiche. LOL

[dogknob]

181. Bwahahaha!

[Iris]

59. piece of shit

[Aerows]

61. Proudly of Scavenging

[Aerows]

63. Promiscuously, Openly Scavenging

[Iris]

69. Love these!

Thanks for the help!

[Aerows]

64. Lump of Dung

[Aerows]

65. Lord of Derivatives.

[rufus dog]

66. Pandering DOUCHE BAG

Yes, I know I turned one word into two, but wanted to emphasize the level of his Douchebagness

[Aerows]

71. *taps finger against her lip*

I can understand that.

How about Propped derivatives burglar.

[Rosa Luxemburg]

67. Enemy of the poor

[Aerows]

74. eat only old preservatives

You'll keep the ones available when you really need them when Romney takes office.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

68. Greed is good

[Aerows]

75. Greatness is grazing.

[Mass]

70. No core values?

[Aerows]

76. No Canine valet

[Aerows]

79. No Conscience, Feeling

[phylny]

72. Out of touch. n/t

[Aerows]

77. Only Oracle Tiny

I'm the Oracle. Tiny, get that in your head little man. Utah is where the Saints are born.

[Aerows]

80. Only Touches Tsars

[nebenaube]

73. sleezy rich fuck!

[Aerows]

78. Smarmy religious fake

Uh, that was too easy, cher

[Tallulah]

82. lol

hamburgerless helper huckleberry

[Aerows]

83. He's hardly hitting LOL

[Aerows]

84. Obviously Aristocratic Imbecile

[surrealAmerican]

85. Heartless, Ruthless, Clueless.

[Aerows]

86. Hazy, Rhetorical, Careless.

[Aerows]

88. High Rather than Confidence

In the person.

[Aerows]

91. Hopeless, Ridiculous Clueless

Well, I'd pick another adverb, but clueless suits Romney so well, I won't even bother. A Clue-by-four couldn't dent the man. The clue phone might ring, but he just won't pick it up.

[Zax2me]

87. Lost to Obama -

After Nov I'll be the most accurate.

[Aerows]

89. Loves the Oratory

in his speech losing to Obama, Zax

[tnvoter]

90. OUT. OF. TOUCH.

[Aerows]

92. Oily, Odiferous and Tasteless.

[C_U_L8R]

94. Kountry Klub Klown

And Trust Fund Brat

[Aerows]

96. Damnit. That one will take some thought

Kicking .... no he doesn't kick

What the fuck does he do that is interesting other than be boring?

Did I say that out loud?

[Aerows]

97. Kick kick kick

"I guess I'll fire some people".

Kick, Knowledge and we Know now. Ass hole.

That's the only three I could come up with, and thank you for stumping me.

[Aerows]

95. Bland Boring Butthead

[Aerows]

99. Bad Bryl Bob

[Initech]

98. Uncle Money Bags

[Aerows]

102. Unsightly Moral Baggage

[Yavin4]

100. Treats Dogs Poorly

Vapid rich asshat

[Aerows]

103. Torments Dogs to Poop!

[Aerows]

107. vacant romnic assclown

[Dawson Leery]

101. Dog abusing thug.

[Aerows]

104. dumb asshole tries

to lie about it through his wife as though we would overlook cruelty.

[Dawson Leery]

105. Ann beats dogs

[Aerows]

106. A bitter dispensation

[Aerows]

108. Horribly, Plainly Plastic Persona

[Aerows]

109. He pays per prosecution

[Aerows]

110. Fake as Hell

[gkhouston]

111. Disconnected Amoral Lickspittle n/t

[Aerows]

112. Delights at liquidity

Even if that means the tears of the innocent.

[Aerows]

113. Sell his Grandmother

For a higher stake in the company, and more power in his Temple.

[Initech]

114. Least interesting man

[Aerows]

118. Lactose intolerant milk

[lonestarnot]

115. You're an asshole.

We can send him the link.

[Aerows]

119. you are amoral

just kidding, we should

[Rex]

116. Flip flopping flunky.

Presidential shoe residue. Johnny Dog Cage. Rich white man. Empty suit guy.

[Aerows]

122. Frozen-haired, Flack-tongued, Flunky

The dude is so fake, he makes Barbie look real, and a Monopoly game look like his finances. Except he didn't pay taxes, and Monopoly taxes would have charged him more.

Slime admires how unable anything is able to stick to the man, and it demands a martini.

[Rex]

142. I agree, I thought Reagan was such a fake politician at age 13.

Mittens is 100 times worser.

You know what really gets the slime imo? They have nothing that will stick to the POTUS. He is scandal free and that really gets the slime boiling mad. They've dug and dug and dug...the birther thing is a joke and any sane Repuke would avoid talking about President Obama as a marxist or fascist (take your pick I think Foxnews switches his role daily) as it seems some of them actually fled Fakenews and the Pigman.

I miss the Pigman eating his shoes, that was SWEET...I could use a replay of THAT!

Mittens...meh, that is about all I can muster for the hollow business suit man.

Ooops 4 words.

[Canuckistanian]

117. Pampered oblivious autocrat

And I'm astounded he got this far.

[Aerows]

123. Posturing opulent ass

I think I said ass already. Sorry. Didn't mean to use that one, but it fit in so nicely.

[Canuckistanian]

130. No, no, that's good!

How about "Strutting Slimy Peacock"?

I've always enjoyed Peacock references.

[Aerows]

135. Puffed-up Assuming Arrogance

[dogknob]

120. BAD

Beliefs
Are
Dubious

[Aerows]

124. Briefs Are Dangerously

short.

[dogknob]

131. Brazenly Affluent Dipshit

[Aerows]

133. Borderline Asshole Display

[dogknob]

136. Bullion Access: Dad's

[Aerows]

137. B Academy Dad's

[dogknob]

140. Betrays All Devotees

[Aerows]

183. Becomes Ass Directly

[Aerows]

138. Bronies Are Dads

[Aerows]

139. Bologna all DEFY!

[dogknob]

141. Bombing Arab Dudes

[Aerows]

180. Romney: Boring All Dudettes

[dogknob]

143. Brigand After Dinero

[dogknob]

144. Buffoon Abuses Dogs

[dogknob]

145. Boehner's Arch-Devil

[dogknob]

147. Billions Ambiguously Disbursed

[dogknob]

149. Brigham's Atrocious Dingo

[dogknob]

152. Belches Acid: DANGER!

[dogknob]

155. Birther-Approved Dartboard

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/04/08/1081771/-The-GOP-Bloodbath-Rick-Warren-Birthers-Attack-Romney-s-Mormonism

[dogknob]

158. Bain's Abhorrent Despot

[dogknob]

159. Blathers About Dollars

[dogknob]

162. Brows-Akimbo Doofus

[dogknob]

163. Blowing Ayn's Dandies

[dogknob]

164. Balls Artificially Deployed

[dogknob]

165. Believable... After Drugs!

[dogknob]

166. Bombastic At Debates

[dogknob]

167. Brags About Dismissals

[dogknob]

168. Being A Dickface (pic)

[dogknob]

169. Boffing Ann's Drones?

[dogknob]

170. Beatifies Alligator Diety?

Hmm...

[dogknob]

172. Beat Antagonist Douchebags (prize for you)

OK. That's 20 unanswered! If you actually read all these, you get a prize

20 more insults!

[Aerows]

187. I can't keep up with you

You win, cher You need to take up the thread in my place.

[Aerows]

193. Betrays Amphibious Donors

[Aerows]

203. You own this thread

LMFAO!

Where can I send your internets, because you just owned them.

[Aerows]

195. Bouncing Ayn's Donators!

[Aerows]

209. Buffoonery Always Displayed

[Aerows]

191. LMFAO

Okay that one was hilarious.

Big Amorphous Doodoohead.

[Aerows]

189. Blatant And Duplicitous

[Aerows]

188. Bringing Assholeness Daily

[Aerows]

186. Betrays all doglovers

[Aerows]

184. Bullshitter Always Dining

[lpbk2713]

121. Such a putz.

[Aerows]

125. Sounds appointed Perhaps?

[SweetieD]

126. Rich Robotic Liar

[Aerows]

128. recidivist robust loser

[Tikki]

127. The Lose R

Tikki

[Aerows]

129. Try la Republicans'

patience he is

[sadbear]

132. Magic tidy whities

[Aerows]

134. Marginal Tenuous Wit

[Safetykitten]

146. Blancmange. robotic. greedy.

[Aerows]

151. Bodacious Romney Grossness.

biggest pile of shit I've ever seen.

[crunch60]

148. Out of Touch!

[Aerows]

154. Of Our treatment

I wanted to tie it in with the biggest crap taken via South Park, and that episode pretty much ties up with Romney's campaign.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s11e09-more-crap

[WhoIsNumberNone]

150. Rich Entitled Douchbag

[Aerows]

178. Repulsive Ecclesiastic Dumbass

[WhoIsNumberNone]

156. One Percent Wanker

[Aerows]

198. Openly Putrescent Wuss

[Carla in Sequim]

157. Chickenshit draft dodger

[Aerows]

194. Cold Dog Disheveler

[DisabledDem]

160. Flip flopping 1%er

[Aerows]

182. Frostie Forgoeing 1ster

[goclark]

161. Out to lunch

[Aerows]

208. Open to lying

[GeorgeGist]

175. Etch a sketch.

[Aerows]

207. Ever a suck-up!

[KamaAina]

176. Fraudulent Massachusetts voter?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002575315

[Aerows]

204. Fooled Many Validators!

[JoePhilly]

177. Me Me Me!

[Aerows]

202. MO Money Moron!

[titaniumsalute]

185. rich fucking douchebarge

[Aerows]

190. Royally F-ed Decisively

[Junkdrawer]

192. abominable no man

[Aerows]

196. LMAO!

Great one

Ass-kissing Nerdy Misfit

[Arugula Latte]

197. Pompous Impervious Twit

[Aerows]

200. Pimple In T... (place where a pimple would be uncomfortable)

[FSogol]

199. Phoney Phoney Phoney

[Aerows]

206. Preachy Prepostersous Pee-Peehead

[AsahinaKimi]

201. REALLY BIG HAIR!

eom.

[Aerows]

205. Really Bland History

[Aerows]

210. Gauche Gargantuan Liar

[roamer65]

211. I ride inside.

Remember Seamus Romney.

[Aerows]

213. Iffy ridiculous insidious

[MineralMan]

212. Former Presidential Candidate

We'll see that one most, I think.

[Aerows]

214. Fossil, Repulsive Character