My Favorite Wingnut is already crowing about the impending Republican landslide.

[Jackpine Radical]

I returned his email asking if he still had any champagne left over from his 2012 Romney victory party to celebrate with.

[strawberries]

1. lol

good one!

[monmouth4]

2. OUCH!!!!!

[spanone]

3. or the june media coronation of eric cantor?

[maced666]

4. I think he may be surprised come Wed morning.

But, we'll see.

[nxylas]

20. I'm going to assume that the polls are right

Purely on the grounds that a pessimist is never disappointed. Of course, I'll be delighted to be proved wrong.

[shraby]

5. You're good! Loved it.

[Martin Eden]

6. He will EAT crow.

And if, due to disenfranchisement and other forms of cheating, Rethugs retake the Senate, your favorite wingnut and everyone else in this country who is not among the 1% will EAT the dead carcass of the late great United States.

[ms liberty]

7. Well played, Sir! n/t

[Omaha Steve]

8. Love it

K&R!

[PADemD]

9. Humble Pie

Make him this recipe

http://www.cooks.com/recipe/lo1me539/humble-pie.html

[Curmudgeoness]

10. Did he just mention DU?

I only have half an ear to what he is saying, and all of a sudden I heard him say something about the Democratic Underground. I thought that I was the only one who would sometimes listen to him in a "know your enemy" sort of way. I want to know the current blather so I recognize it when a parrot who can't think repeats it to me in arguments.

I hope that his landslide win crashes and burns.....in fact, I will probably be physically ill if they take it all.

[Jackpine Radical]

11. MFW is just a local guy whom I used to work with & whom I've known for years.

Unless you're telepathic (or, more likely, clairvoyant as regards the contents of septic systems), you're unlikely to have heard him. He emails me stuff about climate change denial & the like & I amuse myself by makeing snarky responses to them.

[Curmudgeoness]

14. Ah, I had to wrong wingnut.

I thought you were talking about Limpball.

[Jackpine Radical]

15. That's what I figured.

However, in the interest of my digestion and mental health, I never listen to him.

[Curmudgeoness]

17. It is nauseating.

As to mental health, though, I find that most of the time, I just chuckle at the ridiculous statements that he makes. And laughter is the best medicine. Most days, I can't get through 15 minutes, but today I am too lazy to get up an turn it off. But that is his topic as well, and it is all he has been going on about today.

[tomm2thumbs]

12. and if he clink'd champagne glasses with Eric Cantor to celebrate <g>

Romney bwhahahahahaha

[Jackpine Radical]

13. Well, to be fair, MFW probly supported Pigfucker Brat

& was happy to see a socialist like Cantor take the hit.

[tomm2thumbs]

16. ahhh, but no one saw it coming.... even the Nate Silvers of the world

total blindside

< B L A M >

[Jackpine Radical]

18. Yup, that's true, but never underestimate the powers of denial and repression.

Without those, the little brains of the right-wing followers would melt down. (Not enough energy in them to actually explode.)

[stevenleser]

19. Oh, I'm using that one. PM me if you want credit. nt

[Jackpine Radical]

22. Welcome to it.

[True Blue Door]

21. What wingnuts say is not important. They are insane, or stupid, or compulsive liars.

It's best to deal with them phenomenologically - i.e., only respond to their actions, not their words. They don't really speak English, but rather a kind of Newspeak dialect with English vocabulary.

[Jim Lane]

23. Also, take this opportunity to invite him to your 2016 Senate victory party.

It's a near-certainty that the Democrats will score a net gain in Senate seats in 2016, regardless of how popular Obama is then or anything else, just because of the same factor at work this year -- namely, which seats happen to be up.

[Initech]

24. Romney would be celebrating with sparkling apple cider.

[brewens]

25. I wasn't seeing much from my FB right-wingers. Not counting their chickens this time after

having to eat so much shit over Romney. They have good reason to be cautious. I think all the suppresion is going to blow up in their faces.

[Wango Tango]

26. This is my comprehensive

assessment as to WHY the polls are wrong.

[gopiscrap]

31. Welcome to DU!!

[rurallib]

27. I can't even talk to Repugs anymore

so I guess I admire those who can. My life is too short to be wasted by ignorant asses

[gopiscrap]

32. I fully agree.

Some one who is republican is dead to me!

[Adrahil]

28. I suspect they will be crowing.... but..

this was an election tilted against the D's for a number reasons. We'll see how they feel in two years' time.

[Bigmack]

29. My favorite wingnuts...

... are at room temperature.

[lonestarnot]

30. OMG Great one! Did he respond yet?

[reflection]

33. .