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Alan Grayson

(485 posts)
Mon Apr 16, 2012, 04:37 PM Apr 2012

Leeches

In the old days, if a "doctor" thought that your skin looked too red, the standard prescription was . . . leeches. Fever? Leeches. Rash? Leeches. Bruise? Leeches. In fact, if you seemed to have an unfortunate tendency to get angry, the treatment for that was – you guessed it – leeches.[br /]
This was not some passing fad. This went on for 2,700 years, throughout Asia and Europe, and then the New World.[br /]
The leeches actually were grown on leech farms. Doctors bought the leeches in lots, and kept them in an earthenware jar with little breathing holes in it. Whenever a patient "needed" one, the doctor would apply it to the patient. And then the leech would suck the patient's blood out.[br /]
Yuk.[br /]
So, basically, whatever was wrong with you, the doctor would attach a blood-sucking parasite to you, and that was supposed to make it better.[br /]
And that actually sounds very much like the right-wing's economic policies. Whatever might be wrong with the economy, let's just drain all the blood out of it, and see if that helps.[br /]
Unemployment? Let's cut teacher jobs. Deficit? Let's cut police and firefighter jobs. Trade imbalance? Let's cut sanitation and public transport jobs. Banking crisis? Let's cut nursing jobs.[br /]
Just bleed that sucker.[br /]
Yesterday, in the New York Times, Paul Krugman described right-wing economics in a similar way: "suicide by economic crisis." The greedheads who run Europe are exploiting the economic crisis in weaker countries like Greece and Spain to wipe out pensions, benefits, unions and public healthcare everywhere. They don't just want to tear the social safety net. They want to nuke it.[br /]
The saddest thing about that is all of the pain that it inflicts on the vulnerable and the needy. But the next saddest thing is this:[br /]
It just doesn't work. Bleeding a patient with leeches doesn't make him healthy. Even if you bleed him dry.[br /]
And now the greed-heads are coming for us, with their Ryan Budget and their Medicare vouchers and their Social Security cuts and their Medicaid block grants and their student vouchers and their privatization. Now, they're coming for us.[br /]
Well, here is my answer:[br /]
No.[br /]
Now get lost, you leeches.[br /]
Courage,[br /]
Alan Grayson[br /]

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Leeches (Original Post) Alan Grayson Apr 2012 OP
Stellar analogy!! nt left on green only Apr 2012 #1
+1 freshwest Apr 2012 #5
Good luck in November Alan WhoIsNumberNone Apr 2012 #2
If you only have a hammer, safeinOhio Apr 2012 #3
There is a fatal flaw with this analogy. The Doctors used to own the leeches. Now the leeches own Vincardog Apr 2012 #4
And medieval leech treatments were sometimes, though not always, actually effective nt Xipe Totec Apr 2012 #6
And they're making a comeback... SidDithers Apr 2012 #8
You beat me to it. nt alphafemale Apr 2012 #9
the let's first re-attach social policies lame54 Apr 2012 #27
CORRECT!!! Skittles Apr 2012 #7
another rec for you, Congressman. Thank you for the post. n/t DisgustipatedinCA Apr 2012 #10
Good subject from you Mr. Grayson...n/t greytdemocrat Apr 2012 #11
"Leeches" is a good word to use Oilwellian Apr 2012 #12
Alan you're a hero Mimosa Apr 2012 #13
And his standout money could reach a lot more....... MindMover Apr 2012 #17
Alan Grayson has never denied his wealth. dotymed Apr 2012 #25
he reminds me of Someone Mason Dixon Apr 2012 #26
With respect to the analogy Mason Dixon Apr 2012 #14
I have a lot of respect for Paul Krugman (nt) Nye Bevan Apr 2012 #15
kick and rec! kentuck Apr 2012 #16
Nothing but the truth from you, sir, always. byronius Apr 2012 #18
You're going to have to say no with bigger guns than they have to make it stick... saras Apr 2012 #19
Throw the bums out in November. Jamaal510 Apr 2012 #20
K&R #92. Keep up the good fight! nolabear Apr 2012 #21
Alerted!! guitar man Apr 2012 #22
If he had a spine LoTechGuru Apr 2012 #23
K&R and Thank you! Wish we had few hundred of you in UK... idwiyo Apr 2012 #24
Thanks for spelling out the truth with this parable! (Love Ya') hue Apr 2012 #28
K&R. n/t Egalitarian Thug Apr 2012 #29
K & R ellisonz Apr 2012 #30
I remember as a child when my Nonna was very ill. The doctor came to visit her at home. southernyankeebelle Apr 2012 #31

WhoIsNumberNone

(7,875 posts)
2. Good luck in November Alan
Mon Apr 16, 2012, 04:44 PM
Apr 2012

And I mean that sincerely lest anybody think I'm being snarky. We really need you back in Congress- Especially now that they've gerrymandered Kucinich out of his district.

Vincardog

(20,234 posts)
4. There is a fatal flaw with this analogy. The Doctors used to own the leeches. Now the leeches own
Mon Apr 16, 2012, 04:46 PM
Apr 2012

the doctors.

Mimosa

(9,131 posts)
13. Alan you're a hero
Mon Apr 16, 2012, 05:55 PM
Apr 2012

We need you back in government.

I wish there were more 'stand up' guys and women. Your candid words reach 'regular people'.

MindMover

(5,016 posts)
17. And his standout money could reach a lot more.......
Mon Apr 16, 2012, 07:34 PM
Apr 2012
http://www.opensecrets.org/pfds/overview.php

I am not voting for another 1%er the rest of my voting life. and you can take that to the bank of real life stories....

dotymed

(5,610 posts)
25. Alan Grayson has never denied his wealth.
Tue Apr 17, 2012, 07:58 AM
Apr 2012

FDR never denied his wealth either. Their wealth gave (gives) them a unique perspective about how their class uses the 99% to gain more wealth and power. Like Warren Buffet, they can easily see the difference that their wealth bestows on them and makes it easier (unfair) to become richer at the expense of the non-wealthy. 1%ers with the morality to call "foul" on a system that enables "them" and disenfranchises "us" is a powerful (and unfortunately rare) weapon in our fight for economic justice and justice in general. I would much prefer to vote for a 1%er that is pissed that the masses are disenfranchised than a not yet wealthy person (almost all Congress-people attain 1% status rather quickly) who is not trying to stop the wealth divide.
Alan has shown himself to be a person who believes in and fights for justice for all Americans, which includes the oppressive division of wealth in America.

 

Mason Dixon

(82 posts)
14. With respect to the analogy
Mon Apr 16, 2012, 05:56 PM
Apr 2012

If I understand, the practice was to remove bad blood so that good blood could take its place. I guess the mistake (among misdiagnoses and others) was thinking an ill body can create healthy blood.

so If the ill body is our federal government, is your diagnoses is malnutrition?

And what makes an undernourished gov't healthy and strong, but Vitamin 1040EZ I guess.

so in order to fix, heal our sick govt its needs to consume more nutrients?

I wonder though, if exercise could help. Like exercising restraint when hiring cops and firefighters and teachers but only funding them for one year then dumping the cost on even more ill state governments who eventually lay off the young ones and just flat out consume the ills of the older ones. Or creating NAFTA and CAFTA, or free trade with brazil and just ship all our nutrients out of our great economic grocer.

or is it just to keep a low level of stress like when creating a health care act that does't take affect for four years so you can escape all electoral accountability, while small businesses, hospitals and doctors wonder just what the hell is going on.

Good luck in November, and I hope you'll find a way help revitalize our government through exercise, calm and most importantly a balanced diet in responsible portions.

Jamaal510

(10,893 posts)
20. Throw the bums out in November.
Tue Apr 17, 2012, 12:47 AM
Apr 2012

Boehner, Cantor, McConnell, Ryan, and friends all have got to go if we want to thrive again. Kill the Tea Party.

guitar man

(15,996 posts)
22. Alerted!!
Tue Apr 17, 2012, 02:17 AM
Apr 2012

A low count poster just came in here and called us all leeches! Call the MIRT!!

Seriously though, keep up the good work and good luck in November . If only we had many more with your spine sir.

 

southernyankeebelle

(11,304 posts)
31. I remember as a child when my Nonna was very ill. The doctor came to visit her at home.
Tue Apr 17, 2012, 04:34 PM
Apr 2012

She was in Italy. This was around the mid 50s. I remember seeing the leeches crawling on her belly. It was something to see.

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