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SPRINGFIELD, ILWreaking untold environmental and economic devastation throughout the region, a strain of harvest-resistant corn engineered by the agrochemical company Monsanto is now engulfing most of the Midwest, officials confirmed Monday.
According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, the genetically modified crop, which Monsanto originally enhanced with traits to provide resistance from pests, diseases, and environmental conditions such as drought and frost, has become completely impervious to industrial reaping machinery and has spread uncontrollably across 700,000 square miles of land. With the unharvestable corn growing through asphalt roadways and airport tarmacs all over the Midwest, FEMA has been leading efforts to evacuate millions of residents before the plants obstruct all travel in the central United States.
This particular strain of Monsanto corn is advancing at an alarming rate, and all efforts to contain the aggressive infestation have thus far been unsuccessful, said Deputy Secretary of Agriculture Krysta Harden, who confirmed that the bioengineered crop thrives even in inhospitable environments and threatens entire ecosystems through rapid colonization and domination of native vegetation. At this rate, we are facing a catastrophic level of growth. The corn has spread quickly from farms, overwhelming small towns and suburban neighborhoods, and is now starting to encroach upon highly populated cities.
Were dealing with a virtually indestructible corn plant that faces no natural competition and can take hold and flourish on any available surface, added Harden. At this point, the stretch of land from Minnesota to Arkansas has almost been completely consumed by this agribusiness product.
According to accounts, hundreds of farmers throughout the region have been forced to abandon tractors and agriculture equipment in fields overgrown with the robust crop. Despite efforts by the USDA to halt the crops expansion using high-concentration herbicides, chemical treatments of the regions soil, and controlled fires, thick rows of the cornofficially known by the Monsanto product ID MON915have continued to overtake farmland, forests, parks, and both commercial and residential properties.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/monsanto-harvestresistant-corn-now-engulfing-most,37223/
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