Can someone explain to me what's going on in the Lounge?

[taterguy]

I just don't get it.

Thanks in advance for your help.

[valerief]

1. Oh, no. Is Leisure Suit Larry loose again? nt

[Autumn]

3. No, the pigeons are back.

[petronius]

2. It's closed tonight for a private Halloween party - and everybody in there

right now is in 'costume,' pretending to be someone else...

It should be back to normal after midnight.

[Texasgal]

4. Another vanity post?

Bleh.

[Baitball Blogger]

6. I think it's a disingenious ploy to bring publicity to the Lounge, which has lost audience

share since the last Ebola fright.

[KamaAina]

7. zOMFG! You're right!!11!111!!

Breastfeeding, pit bulls, smoking, Olive Garden and cornflake chicken ALL spread Ebola! (Well, breastfeeding might. )

[Chellee]

11. And maybe pit bulls

Wet sloppy kisses are kind of their specialty.

Actually, dogs in general, are fond of wet sloppy kisses.

Giving them, that is.

Well, they might be fond of receiving them as well; I don't know.

If you know, please don't tell me. I don't think I want to know.

Actually, I'm sure I don't want to know.

What it boils down to is this, please don't lick your dog.

Especially if he has Ebola.



This has been a Public Service Announcement.

[taterguy]

15. You wound me

[bluedigger]

5. It would help if you were more specific.

Were you referring to the bar, the library, the billiards parlor, or the lavatory?

The health department closed the lunchroom down after that unfortunate incident that shall not be mentioned.

As for the spa, well, frankly, MFM left quite a mess back there. It should probably just be condemned.

[pinboy3niner]

14. You make it sound...

...like they're playing Clue in there.

[Wait Wut]

8. Amazing.

The first thread you've ever posted that didn't require a Google search.

And, what is this? You post "thanks in advance" in GD, but do we get any "thanks" in the Lounge? Nooooooooo...abuse. That's what we get.

No problem. This will probably get locked despite your gratuitous "thanks". HA!

[taterguy]

12. I beg your pardon

My threads don't require anything.

You choose to use Google.

You choose to not be familiar with all the esoterica that floats through my head.

Ok?

[Maedhros]

9. Miss Scarlet killed Professor Plum with the wrench.

What did you think was happening?

[Hekate]

10. And as a consequence the Lounge is a mess.

[Major Hogwash]

13. Oh, Skinnnneeeerrrrr, one got out again!