Huckabee Tweet Speaks for Jesus, Backfires Hilariously

[Fearless]

[Faux pas]

1. Hey

fuckabee, he was crying before people got wise.

[PNW_Dem]

46. Check out the Mike Huckabee Foundation site

http://www.huckabeefoundation.com/

[Brickbat]

2. Was Huckabee taking the name of the Lord in vain?

"Jesus wept" is often used in such a way. That's breaking a commandment, just like killing or lying.

[nolabear]

3. They need to stay off the Twitter. It's smarter than they are.

[dixiegrrrrl]

6. LOL for that...

and lols for the OP..

[emulatorloo]

26. Damn, ain't that the truth.

[El Shaman]

28. The 'intertubes' !

Now a days one 'smart phone' can outdo a bunch of this wingies .

[herding cats]

4. Hahaha!

Love that!

[Historic NY]

5. Brilliant...

I love taking advantage of these twits on twitter.

[oldandhappy]

7. Tis amazing

So much self righteousness. Go get a gig and play your guitar Mr. Gov.

[calimary]

13. NO!!!!!!!!! Do NOT go get a gig and play your guitar, huckabozo!

All you'll succeed in doing there is making other gigging guitar players look bad!!!!

[iandhr]

8. This is pretty old

I saw this after Winsor case.

It's still great though.

[rocktivity]

9. Obivously a hoax

The real Jesus Christ would have written "DAMNED nitwit."


rocktivity

[JoePhilly]

10. LOL!!!

[hifiguy]

11. Blammo!

[catbyte]

12. "Jesus H. Christ"

[Fearless]

17. Hussein no doubt

[hifiguy]

19. Haploid.

[ErikJ]

34. One set of chromosomes? Ha!

[whatthehey]

42. Nah...it's Hallowed

as in ...be thy name.

[eridani]

14. Oh, snap! n/t

[DirkGently]

15. Nice going, Mr. H. Christ!

[Initech]

16. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[spanone]

18. k&r...

[blkmusclmachine]

20. Beware of men who claim to speak for god.

[wolfie001]

21. Huckleberry should go have a good cry with the bigoted cake lady.

[raven mad]

22. I am so stealing this -

it's fabulous!!! K&R!

[weissmam]

23. haha

Hucky is in it to make money, he is just pissed that he can't fund raise off it any more

[Thespian2]

24. Jesus

spoke for himself...if being homosexual is immoral, why didn't Jesus instruct his followers about this sin?
Perhaps Huck should take time to read Thomas Jefferson's version of the bible? Sorry, should have remembered that those who shout loudest about things in the bible, know little or nothing about what is in the bible.

[Cheap_Trick]

25. there was this reply

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[AwakeAtLast]

31. OMG, so true!

[Enthusiast]

37. That is probably entirely accurate.

[tabbycat31]

27. Jesus H. Christ twitter feed

Hilarious. He's picked on Fuckabee before, but he's picked on a lot of whiny Justin Bieber fans who pray to Jesus that they meet the Biebs.

I'm not on Twitter anymore but I do read the feed every now and then for a good laugh.

[Bleacher Creature]

29. Which scenario is most likely?

1. Jesus is actually speaking through a right-wing former-governor-turned-Fox News-carnival-barker.

2. The owner of that Twitter account was really Jesus.

I vote for #2.

[Enthusiast]

36. I vote #2 too.

[AwakeAtLast]

30. "And now I will tweet the words Jesus spoke against same-sex marriage."

"Oh, wait --"

[Fred Sanders]

32. American Baptists are ISIS Light.

[madfloridian]

33. His twitter feed is hilarious. Read this one about criticism of Obama.

Jesus H. Christ @IamJesusHChrist · Sep 24

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for Obama to do something that people won't bitch about.
0 replies

https://twitter.com/IamJesusHChrist

[Enthusiast]

35. K&R! This post has hundreds of recommendations!

Did Jesus ever even mention gay marriage? I do not believe he addressed that particular issue. I don't think he said anything about abortion either.

[Takket]

38. Looks like huckabee took that tweet down

There is now a tweet with a link to his "thoughts" about the ruling. Speaking on Jesus's behalf didn't work out to well for him I guess lol

[Sparhawk60]

39. john 13;34-35

As a Christian, I follow Christ's teachings regarding gay people.

“A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another.”

I have read the new testament several times, have yet to find the part when Jesus adds 'except for them gays"


O well, as a Christian, I am bound to love every one....even Huckabee. lol

[msanthrope]

41. Matthew 6:6 is what I normally suggest to Christians....nt

[dixiegrrrrl]

40. Fearless, did you know this post made it all the way over to Juanita Jeans' site?

If you do not know her, you should. She calls Huckabee the head "of a mess of Steeple People".

Here is link..your post is mentioned in the 4th reader comment:
http://www.juanitajean.com/2014/10/08/supreme-court-pick-n-choose/

[KinMd]

43. Micah 6:8

[Zambero]

44. Remind the Huckster that Jesus never weighed in on this stuff

He had more important things to consider than gay-bashing. Many of those that claim to worship Christ do not follow him and more often than not misrepresent his teachings, or overlook them altogether. Huckabee can cry all he wants over his favorite distracting wedge issues and pontificate on what he considers to be "values", but he may also wish to consider that keeping the poor poor has never been a Christian value.

[liberalmuse]

45. I used to be atheist, but now I follow Jesus...

on Twitter.