Boehner's Blank GOP Jobs Plan Tweet Leads To Epic Trolling

[RockaFowler]

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House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) invited an afternoon of mockery on Tuesday after he (or at least his staff) shot off a peculiar tweet about the GOP's jobs plan.


In a tweet linking to his "5 Points for Resetting America's Economic Foundation," Boehner ended up leaving the five bullet points blank, ready for any mischievous Twitter rascal to submit their own:

Speaker John Boehner ✔ @SpeakerBoehner
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#5pts4jobs ? http://Speaker.gov/5points
11:37 AM - 7 Oct 2014


I've got to try one myself

[WI_DEM]

1. For once he's being honest

The GOP has no jobs plan.

[JaneyVee]

2. "Reform our tax code". Mmm hmm.

We know what that means...

[valerief]

3. the plan must be in magical faith-based invisible ink. nt

[underpants]

4. How did they make that bunny?

[FSogol]

5. Some are really funny

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freeberty is the new freedumb!

[calimary]

29. "Freeberty"!?!?!?!???!?

OMG!!! STEALING IT!!!

[hifiguy]

6. The Orange Buffoon

just pinned a "kick me" sign on himself.

When people invite abuse it would be impolite not to oblige them.

[KamaAina]

7. 1. Triple employment in the wine industry

2. Ditto in the tanning lotion sector

3. Build a huge Ebola containment facility outside Dayton

4. Site a huge nuclear waste dump next to it

5. Route the Keystone XL pipeline between the two

[dixiegrrrrl]

10. LOL!!!!!!!

[Historic NY]

8. Tee he...that was easy.

[Taitertots]

9. Eat, Sleep, Rave, Repeat. But what is the fifth thing?

[lame54]

18. #5 ask rick perry for suggestions

[BlancheSplanchnik]

26. drink. n/t

[libdem4life]

31. Oh Yeah !!! Not talking Gatorade here. n/t

[chowder66]

11. Drink!

① Have a drink
② Apply bronzer
③ Weep
④ Have another drink
⑤ Apply more bronzer while weeping and pouring another drink

[BlancheSplanchnik]

27. snarf! :) n/t

[onethatcares]

12. that's strange,

it looks exactly like his health care plan.

he must have plagiarized it

[eggplant]

13. That's why they call it universal.

Because it's their plan for everything.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

14. The obvious...

① Tax
② Cuts
③ For
④ The
⑤ Rich

[daleanime]

15. Bingo....

[Nye Bevan]

16. Surely it's

1. Repeal Obamacare
2. Repeal Obamacare
3. Repeal Obamacare
4. Repeal Obamacare
5. Repeal Obamacare

[JaxMan]

28. Good One!

Very funny but scarily true...

[lame54]

17. They're right on schedule

[Bobbie Jo]

19. Heh

1. Most
2. Do
3. Nothing
4. Congress
5. Ever

[ffr]

20. You guys are killing me.

[ffr]

21. Someone has to associate this too with Boehner: GAFFE

[ffr]

22. Nancy Pelosi tweaks Boehner's tweet

[rocktivity]

23. Here's a blank -- just add up to 78 characters

and paste it in!

@SpeakerBoehner
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#5pts4jobs ? http://Speaker.gov/5points



rocktivity

[freebrew]

24. Isn't this the same jobs plan....

that got them elected in 2010?

Still wondering where are the jobs, Mr. Boner.

[blkmusclmachine]

25. The Republican Party has no plans except to lay waste to America for the benefit of the 1% ONLY

[Blue_Roses]

30. LOL!

[Rex]

32. That was the actual plan.

[lpbk2713]

33. A man must have his priorities ...

1. Tax
2. Breaks
3. For
4. Tanning
5. Salons