The Alternate Universe...

[kentuck]

You know, the one where you get your tickets to go to a gun-show and a NASCAR race this weekend.

The one where FOX News is on all the time.

The one with the snake flag and three-cornered hats.

The one where you are a God-fearing Christian and your opponent is a baby-killing leftist.

The one where all your friends love Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly.

The one with the patriotic people, who love the flag and their soldiers, although they would never think of joining the military themselves.

The one which believes Barack Obama is the anti-Christ.

The one that prays openly at political events.

The one that believes it is OK to hide your wealth in overseas accounts, so long as Uncle Sam does not get to tax it.

The one that believes corporations are good and government is bad.

Do you know the one?

[villager]

1. The Monster Are Not Only *Due* on Maple Street, They Arrived Long Ago

http://www.hulu.com/watch/440892

[Cleita]

2. That's not the alternate universe. It's frightenly becoming the real one

we have to live in.

[BlueJazz]

3. Your post is horribly frightening. I hope I never have to visit that sort of place.

I'd..I'd...probably go crazy or something.....

[Enthusiast]

4. The one where cutting taxes results in increased revenue.

I don't know what is so alternate about this universe. It seems to be the one that millions agree on.