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WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Borowitz Report) In a positive development for the U.S.-led campaign of air strikes in Syria, a new poll indicates strong, broad-based support for the mission among people who have yet to read a news article about Syria.
According to the poll, released on Tuesday, the bombing campaign got a thumbs-up from people who had no information about Syrias civil war, including its duration, the parties involved, and what a Sunni is.
Additionally, the air strikes garnered enthusiastic support from people who could not correctly identify the President of Syria, tell what the acronym ISIS stands for, or locate Syria on a map.
According to pollster Davis Logsdon, who supervised the survey for the University of Minnesotas Opinion Research Institute, the poll numbers augur well for the mission going forward.
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malthaussen
(17,199 posts)iandhr
(6,852 posts)How silly of us. He has been doing real news all along.
seveneyes
(4,631 posts)Lots of room in the rabbit hole.
brooklynite
(94,581 posts)...and I support reasonable efforts to protect the Syrian population from ISIS...and from Bashir Assad.
malaise
(269,008 posts)Rec
J_J_
(1,213 posts)The media has been manufacturing consent on this every step of the way