'Ex-gay' and ex-porn star: the devil comes out of your butt during gay sex

[shenmue]

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2013/01/03/christian-ex-gay-porn-star-the-devil-comes-out-of-your-anus-when-you-have-gay-sex/

I did not make this up. It is either very funny or very sad.

Joseph Sciambra says anal sex causes gay men to give birth to the devil.



Not sure what happens when straight people do it... Seems that if this were true, a lot more people would be heading to the emergency room...

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. I suspect that what he was releasing from that location

had to do more with cheap, greasy burritos than anything else.

That's a seriously confused guy...

[Beach Rat]

6. He's not the first person

I suspect many people have confused bad Mexican food with the Devil!

[hifiguy]

30. Add a lot of cheap tequila and

lots of hellish possibilities abound.

[Eleanors38]

49. We call those air bursts in Texas.

[nilram]

56. I once had Ethiopian food that did that to me

Wow, talk about hot!

[snooper2]

2. I wonder what the stats are for ex-porn stars to go into the fundie business?

There are a number of them who milk the other side of the coin getting paid for fundie conferences on the evils of porn-

Somebody should do a study LOL-

[Archae]

12. Linda Lovelace went that route.

[Archae]

17. She went straight to the fundy speech circuit.

Blamed porn for the beatings.

[jberryhill]

27. Bettie Page too

[Blue_Adept]

22. A lot do

But generally, they came from that area to begin with. Nina Hartley, who has been in the business since the early 80's, has noted that repeatedly in her talks about the loudest ones that leave and go this route are the ones who were never really right for the business to begin with.

[riverwalker]

3. not the devil

but the horns and the trident would cause problems.

[Johonny]

4. Isn't that a good thing

If the devil is in your butt don't you want it out?

[reflection]

15. "I AM SATAN, DESTROYER OF RECTUMS"

[Warren DeMontague]

59. ".....rectum? it nearly killed 'em!"

[DetlefK]

5. I think, "giving birth to the devil" fits better as a metaphor for taking a huge dump.

[bigwillq]

7. So, that's what that was that came out of me last night.

Good to know.

[underpants]

8. Santorum is the Devil?!??!

I KNEW it!

[FSogol]

36. DUzy!

[enid602]

52. Rick

Rick Santorum = sick rectorum.

[JaneyVee]

9. What did he eat?

[Hassin Bin Sober]

10. The devil:

[MohRokTah]

11. Rick Santorum is the ANTI-CHRIST!!!!

AAAAAAUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!1111!

[CaptainTruth]

14. Apparently Taco Bell food contains devil eggs.

Not to be confused with deviled eggs. Or some crap like that.

[Coventina]

16. I just have to say: This thread is full of win.

I wish I had something funny to add, but I can't think of anything.

So, I salute all of you!!

[shenmue]

33. Kthx

[CaptainTruth]

18. After reading the article, I believe ...

... those are words coming out of his ass ... not the devil.

[Jamaal510]

21. +1

[joeybee12]

19. He was apparently addicted to sex and drugs, and is now addicted to Jesus...

Pretty pathetic, really. I sort of recall Anita Bryant saying gay sex was bad because gays eat cum, and that's like eating the body of christ and that's sacrilege. Idiots.

[msanthrope]

20. Tells you a lot about poor Mr. Bryant. nt

[joeybee12]

24. Hah! I know she was married at least twice.

So perhaps one wanted her to be blasphemous and when she refused, he sough greener pastures.

[LadyHawkAZ]

25. I hope she wasn't the one making the communion bread for her church? n/t

[Behind the Aegis]

34. Beware the sticky buns at the church box social!

[KamaAina]

23. Only if you're in Atlanta

[hrmjustin]

26. As a gay man i can tell you it is just gas and not the devil.

It will pass.

[ismnotwasm]

38. LoL

[KamaAina]

45. DUzy!

[n2doc]

28. No, after eating Szechwan

Oh the suffering!

[hifiguy]

31. Now I am hungry.

[Scootaloo]

32. I like spicy food, but that picture terrifies me

it looks like the meat is garnishing the chiles!

[NuclearDem]

29. I thought that was called santorum.

[Behind the Aegis]

35. ...

[Blue Owl]

37. When straight people do it, then it's just demons

n/t

[Half-Century Man]

39. If you can make a fallen arch-angel to physically manifest by your anal sex.....

Awesome Technique Sir.

[cliffordu]

40. No shit.

[Eleanors38]

50. I don't suffer from fallen arches, angel.

[MattBaggins]

55. Talk about a power bottom

[Zorra]

41. Silly! Anyone can see that those are leprechauns flying out of your ass!

Psychosis ~ an abnormal condition of the mind, and is a generic psychiatric term for a mental state often described as involving a "loss of contact with reality".

[NCTraveler]

42. Does the Devil stay in when it comes to straight sex?

I can only imagine it is much better if the Devil were to exit ones body.

[Kaleva]

43. Title of article should be "The devil comes out of your anus when you have anal sex"

Watching the video, I didn't hear him say this only happens when gays engage in anal sex.

[DavidG_WI]

44. Damn Youtube...

for removing the Moral Orel clip about poo being concentrated evil.

[GeorgeGist]

47. How does this guy know that ...

he has the devil up his ass?

[Throd]

48. I don't think that's true.

[Silent3]

51. Get thee behind me, Satan. n/t

[Mariana]

53. Get thee out of me behind, Satan. nt.

[Boreal]

64. hahaha

[Behind the Aegis]

65. Praises!

[smirkymonkey]

67. Holy Mother of God!

What on earth is that?

[MattBaggins]

54. Holy shit that sounds so cool

I'm straight but I would totally try gay sex if Satan would come flying out my arse

[wheniwasincongress]

57. "causes gay men to give birth to the devil"

That's good right, getting Satan out of your system?

[JI7]

61. so if you DON'T have gay sex the Devil remains inside of you ?

[JVS]

63. The Devil came down to Georgia, he was looking for an anus in which to hide

[MFM008]

66. I always knew someone's head was up a wingers butt

I just didn't realize it was Satan......

[betsuni]

68. So that's why the old saying, "and the devil take the hindmost"