What would you do if you saw a white person

[ForgoTheConsequence]

At your local corner store, wearing a suit and a tie, on his lunch break from his job at Goldman Sachs?

Serious.

[Heidi]

1. How would I know he worked at Goldman Sachs?

Do they have to wear some kind of vest with the logo?

[ForgoTheConsequence]

2. He keeps yelling "I work at Goldman Sachs!!!!!"

And he stole money from a homeless person on his way into the store.

[Heidi]

7. Oh, dear.

[AverageJoe90]

15. In that case, I'd call the cops on the jerk.....

And request that the cops return the stolen money to the homeless person in question.

[JustAnotherGen]

26. Oh my!

FYI - a lot of Hedgie types I've been around - do like saying where they work! :laugh:

[Art_from_Ark]

3. It's tattooed on the back of their neck

[Heidi]

8. Goldman Sachs employees with neck tattoos?

The times they are a changin'!

Hey, you! Long time...

[riqster]

30. Was a Goldman Sachs employee found dead on the landing.

I've put three out in the bin, and the dustman won't touch them!

[QC]

22. He has 666 on his forehead. n/t

[moriah]

4. If I'd, like, stalked him to find out that he worked there...

.... probably some creepy stalker shit, ya know, like ask him to buy my gas and tell him where he lived?

[pinboy3niner]

5. I'd be scratching my head

Goldman Sachs doesn't let its peons have lunch breaks.

[Heidi]

9. But suppose he's a _rogue_ Goldman Sachs employee!

Did you ever consider that? Huh?

[pinboy3niner]

11. I'd hope there were more

[lunasun]

31. +1

[Electric Monk]

6. Here's the thread that inspired the one we're in, for those who missed it

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=5502505

[Rhiannon12866]

17. Thank you!

I had seen that one, but didn't make the connection!

[Heidi]

10. I would reserve judgment until I saw his photo on Facebook.

[DreamGypsy]

12. As I travel around this great big world, the thing that I most fear...

...is a white man in a golf shirt, with a cell phone in his ear.

Who's gonna build your wall?

I got 800 miles of bolted border
Right outside my door
There's minutemen in little pickup trucks
Who declared their own dang war
Now the government wants to build a barrier like ol' berlin, 8 feet tall

But if Uncle Sam sends the illegals home
Who's gonna build the wall?

I ain't got no politics
So don't lay that rap on me
Left wing, right wing, up wing down wing
I see strip malls
From sea to shining sea

It's the fat cat white developer
Who's created this whole damn squall
It's a pyramid scheme of dirty jobs
And who's gonna build your wall

We've got fundamentalist Muslims
We've got fundamentalist Jews
We've got fundamentalist Christians
That'll blow the whole thing up for you

But as I travel around this big ol' world
There's one thing that I most fear
Is a white man in a golf shirt
With a cell phone in his ear

[JI7]

13. considering it's ok for most white people to go to stores openly armed with guns

most likely nothing would happen.

it's the colored person who is seen as a threat because they do things like wear a hoodie or have some tattoo .

[AverageJoe90]

14. I'd be keeping an eye on him, probably.

I just don't trust bankers all that much. Regardless of their skin color.

[msongs]

16. is he on lunch break from his job at the white house setting government policy? nt

[Make7]

18. Are they doing anything suspicious? Like buying Skittles and/or Iced Tea? ( n/t )

[Agschmid]

23. .

[redruddyred]

19. I'd make assumptions about his criminality which were most definitely not in his favor.

is this a trick question?

[Downwinder]

20. My corner store is a Pawn Shop so I wouldn't think anything about it.

[Bluenorthwest]

21. I'd marvel at the sort of lunch break that would allow a person to travel nearly 300 miles from

the nearest Goldman office to eat lunch at a corner store even the locals don't eat at...

[NuclearDem]

24. Wonder why they're here, since no stores here have babies on their menu.

[Mr Dixon]

25. IMO

Nothing

[snooper2]

27. rub the top of his head, or butt for luck

depends on which has less hair

[el_bryanto]

28. Which division? nt

[Romulox]

29. I'd ask him to pass along a message to my Senator? nt

[Mercy_Queen]

32. Say hello and go on about my business.