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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsA story of about my one and done Nude Selfie---that almost turned into an epic disaster.
This story is to be used for educational material. If you are prone to Gag Reflex please read at own risk. Keep children and small farm animals away from this post. Do not try this at home unless you have weird and perverted tendencies.Ready?
A couple of years back I woke up from a good nights sleep and was stunned at what lay before me. As most men know, we wake up with a nice surprise below the sheets. AND as most men know-- ya simply gotta pee.
Anyhow-- I was shocked. It was like a dream had come true--- rare but beautiful dream. Was I Alien abducted during the night and was this their way of playing a practical joke on me.
Needless to say I had to capture the moment. I reached over to my nightstand, grabbed my cell phone, opened the camera App, focused---and then took my first and last nude selfie.
I then opened the picture and there it was--- the most hideous and frightening thing I've ever seen. (Gag Reflex here it comes)
I've never been that photogenic.
After recovering from the close up monstrosity, I deleted the picture and never looked back.
UNTIL a year later---my 19 year old daughter asked me if I still had a picture of her and one of her girlfriends. I said sure Honey---it's on my Photobucket. (To those who don't know Photobucket--it's a service that uploads your pictures to the cloud as soon as you take the picture). YES---I had the Photobucket App on my cellphone.
So here I am, looking for my daughters picture, her sitting next to me---Daughter and Daddy together.
I'm scrolling looking for her picture and then --BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!!!
There it was---in all it's glory---one-eyed Jack looking like Keith Richards.
By the fortune of God, Buddha, Mohammed and every other Ghost out there--my daughter was distracted by her Mother--she turned away at the very moment Jack appeared. Possibly the fastest delete in the history of the Tubes. If she did see it her therapy would have cost me thousands.
Here is the lesson for today Boy's and Girls.
You take a picture on your phone and you want to delete it--Ya better make sure ---if you have Cloud service---that you deleted from there as well. I know better and I still made that mistake. The Celebs that are caught up the last couple of days in the nude selfie scandal most likely made the same mistake I did. All it takes is for some douchebag to get your user name and password and they got your shit.
So there you go---trumad's nude selfie story. Now go throw up.
tru
What is this I don't even
PasadenaTrudy
(3,998 posts)itsrobert
(14,157 posts)but I couldn't get the phone/camera far back enough to get the full image.
NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)valerief
(53,235 posts)leftstreet
(36,113 posts)trumad
(41,692 posts)JustAnotherGen
(31,904 posts)You are one of my favorites!
whistler162
(11,155 posts)it is a epic disaster.
GusBob
(7,286 posts)Did you have to include who ya almost showed the pic to? You could say "someone who didn't need to see"
I get the moral of your story but discretion is the better part of valor. The story is puke worthy enough no need to include that person in the visual
trumad
(41,692 posts)Response to trumad (Reply #13)
GusBob This message was self-deleted by its author.
A HERETIC I AM
(24,379 posts)Seriously?
Really?
I thought the OP was well written and humorous.
"Puke worthy"? The fact that Trumad was discussing his morning wood and taking a pic of it is 'Puke Worthy'?!? REALLY?
Sheesh.
trumad
(41,692 posts)Poor Gus.
A HERETIC I AM
(24,379 posts)Rock on, ol fella!
And FWIW, in case you weren't aware, your avatar pic was prez when I was born, and there were only 49 states. 5 months earlier there were only 48
trumad
(41,692 posts)And I was born in 57.
A HERETIC I AM
(24,379 posts)I've been working on my 56th trip around our nearest star for 4 months now.
trumad
(41,692 posts)In Central Florida. Mount Dora.
I love shit like that.... friends, pubs, food, etc...The simple pleasures of life.
A HERETIC I AM
(24,379 posts)Very pretty around there.
Good luck with the pub crawl!
Anything would be better than the way I spent my 55th - in the Hospital with a COPD flare-up! Yay!
TransitJohn
(6,932 posts)Get a grip.
Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)undeterred
(34,658 posts)trumad
(41,692 posts)A HERETIC I AM
(24,379 posts)Tikki
(14,559 posts)I usually post historical monuments photos there for all to see...
Tikki
tblue37
(65,488 posts)Tikki
trumad
(41,692 posts)pnwmom
(108,995 posts)But it also looks like Apple screwed up.
http://www.businessweek.com/news/2014-09-01/celebrity-nude-photo-hack-may-be-breach-of-apple-s-icloud
Apple has fixed a bug in its Find My iPhone software that may have allowed hackers to gain access to the celebrity iCloud accounts, the Engadget technology website reported, citing developers.
Trudy Muller, a spokeswoman for Apple, didnt return an e-mail and phone messages seeking comment. The company is closed for the U.S. Labor Day holiday.
They breached the cloud. Wow...not good.
heaven05
(18,124 posts)LiberalArkie
(15,729 posts)As developers were prone to do with the new software one of the developers and probably most of them took a nude selfie just to check it out. Reminder that this had not been released yet and was in early beta. One of the developers had an active sync type wallpaper on his desktop. Wife was at home on the desktop. He takes a picture and yes it worked. She screamed and he said he ran out of the bathroom and nearly fainted when saw what she was looking at. All of us had to wait 30 days until Apple enabled us to use a delete feature so we could remove it from the stream. You could delete it off the camera, computer whatever and bingo it would pop back there because it was still in the cloud.
Dem_in_Nebr.
(301 posts)For some reason, that's even funnier than the OP!!
I'll drink to that!
TransitJohn
(6,932 posts)That sounds like you just accepted default installation without reading.
Ruby the Liberal
(26,219 posts)Thanks for the PSA. Not vomit inducing in the least - its a good lesson to learn (and thanks for taking one for the team so the rest of us don't find out the hard way - so to speak).
progressoid
(49,999 posts)Half-Century Man
(5,279 posts)The all of me does that on a semi-regular basis, not just the some of me.
By the way, nice reflexes on the cloud delete.
Hell Hath No Fury
(16,327 posts)I was on FB one Sunday morning and I scrolled to see a co-workers new pix from his camping trip. Right there in the news feed, among some pretty landscape shots, was a close-up of an erection. From the color of the hair, I assumed it was my friend. I should add my friend has 600+ "friends" in FB. I immediately dialed his number -- it went straight to VM. His phone had blown up with calls from folks telling asking him if meant that to be posted.
600. Hundred. People.
I'm so glad all those shots that I've ever been involved in are from the early 90's. I kind of still feel sorry for all those folks who had to *develop* those shots....
C Moon
(12,221 posts)Because I knew what was coming.
Great story!and information!
Lancero
(3,015 posts)I've been buying (From yardsales. flea markets, pawn shop) or salvaging (Junkyards, dumpsters, side of the road) old computers and various other electronics for a decade now, so I've seen - many times - just how little some people care about securing photo's like that.
It was amusing for the first couple of years, but after a while it lost the hilarity.
Doctor_J
(36,392 posts)"What's that dad?"
"I er took a picture of a tornado once".
Gormy Cuss
(30,884 posts)Someone had to go there.