A Message from RimJob: Shove him down our throats today, we shove him up your donkeys in November!!

[cali]

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April 10, 2012 | Jim Robinson

Posted on Tuesday, April 10, 2012 3:29:15 PM by Jim Robinson

To hell with the GOP-e. Barring a miracle, they got their big government, unconstitutional mandate loving, socialist abortionist Obama-lite RINO on the ballot, they can now get him elected.

We are the resistance!!

Shove him down our throats today, we shove him up your donkeys in November!!

I can see November from my house!!

[SomethingFishy]

1. By November he'll be licking Romney's balls.

He's nothing if not a good little soldier.

[tblue37]

43. Romney doesn't have those. If he did, he would be like

the guy in the Funny or Die "Romney with Balls" video:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6fd2c5c187/romney-with-balls

[bluestate10]

46. Agreed. People like Jim Robinson doesn't have anywhere else to go.

Their insane view of the world and all others that live in it, circumscribe them to be nothing but republican lackies. Sane people would not have them.

[gratuitous]

2. The meds are kicking in!

Hard to believe someone that delusional is free to roam decent society without a keeper.

[bongbong]

38. Yes

And he's different from the rest of the repuke sheep in what way? ...

[gratuitous]

39. Rimjob is different mostly in that other folks actually listen to him

Most dimwit Republicans just mutter away, and sensible people know not to pay too much attention. Rimjob is different in that the mutterers actually listen to him (don't ask me why), and he has an inexplicable credibility with people in a position to know just how demented he is. No matter what kind of train wreck this numbskull causes, for some reason he emerges, post-apocalyptic cockroach-like, from the smoking ruin to start up another sucker campaign for his muttering hordes to pledge their couch cushion findings for another quarter of running that eyesore of a website.

[EC]

3. What does that even mean?

So now the freepers aren't going to vote? They are the resistance? Ha.....

[cali]

6. that's what's so funny about it. It means nothing at all.

[Cali_Democrat]

25. LOL

[RZM]

9. I can't tell what it means either

It makes no sense.

[yardwork]

13. Probably most of them are not registered to vote, anyway.

Freepers are the ultimate keyboard warriors. They're afraid they'll get called to jury duty if they register to vote, and that would require leaving their basements.

[cyberswede]

24. yeah...you have to be 18...

[gateley]

4. "We are the resistance!! " Pathetic. nt

[sudopod]

37. WOLVERINES!!111 nt

[cali]

40. ......

[backscatter712]

5. But for now...

[MrScorpio]

7. A lot of anal sex imagery going on there

He sure loved himself some Santorum

[1StrongBlackMan]

8. Damn ...

Now only if his constituiency was comprised of more than 18 basement dwellers.

[Gibby]

10. Profoundly punctuating their putrid irrelevance to America

But, freepies do throw amusing tantrums, you have to give them that much.

[Initech]

11. All I have to say is very poor choice of words.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

12. If I'm rading this correctly he's saying:

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[DocMac]

17. LOL!!! That's funny!

[arcane1]

14. What does that even mean? Is he saying not to vote for Mitt?

And WTF is the GOP-e?

Freepers... it's so hard to think down to their level.

[Daniel537]

16. Gop-Establishment. n/t

[Daniel537]

15. LOL. Epic.

Romney better do sumthin' or the base is writing in Duncan Hunter in November.

[bluestate10]

48. If Romney attempts to satify his base, pooof goes Independents. nt

[dogknob]

18. I pilfered a little here to share with my buddies on Facebush

"Jim Robinson, the proprietor of FreeRepublic, is going ballistic now that Santorum has dropped out. I suspect that he and his merry band will retire to their mothers' basements for the summer with their Budweiser, Royal Gate and Steven Seagal DVDs, then emerge in November to polish Mitt Romney's balls"

[cr8tvlde]

21. Love this site ... lots of great info laced with an occasional, badly needed tinge of humor n/t

[trumad]

19. I give the guy a year at the most...

[dogknob]

20. Judging from the picture, he might at least go out with a smile... n/t

[TheCowsCameHome]

22. Could've fooled me....you mean it hasn't happened yet?

Nice pall bearer, though.

[pinboy3niner]

27. The one I really feel for is this one...

[Sheepshank]

29. gawd luv his pointy little head.

wash his hair, get him to a dentist, a decent razor and maybe some 2012 glasses and his still won't have a solid chin line with which to wag his mouth in a coherant manner.

[MerryBlooms]

30. That man looks seriously ill.

[Gore1FL]

41. not to mention seriously unhygienic. n/t

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

44. Guy looks like he should have stink lines coming from him (n/m)

[progressoid]

49. Double You Tee Eff.

[southernyankeebelle]

23. Oh goodie goodie that means they will stay home in Nov. Democrats make sure straight vote for dems.

[CJCRANE]

26. Is that a subtle reference to Sister Sarah

in the last sentence?

Maybe Jim has a cunning plan...

ETA: I just had to go and have a look over there. I like the way the freepers all chime in with things like...

Aye aye Captain!


Yessirree Jim Bob!


Amen skipper!

(Okay, so they're not exact quotes, but close enough).

[Ikonoklast]

28. And not one Republican cares what he thinks anymore.

His followers are irrelevant.
His political opinions are ignored.
His website is a joke.
His influence is nil.

[CJCRANE]

31. I like the way the website looks

as if it hasn't been updated since Gutenberg invented the printing press.

[Ikonoklast]

33. The website is just the way to con the gullible out of their cash.

There is a reason he doesn't put a dime into it.


Rimjob's motorhome doesn't run on moonbeams, yanno.

[KamaAina]

32. Socialist?!

What kind of socialist has a car elevator?!

[Ikonoklast]

35. A very, very wealthy one.

[K8-EEE]

34. Why is Mitt "an abortionist" and Reagan is a saint?

As CA governor Reagan signed into law a very liberal abortion law -- I don't recall Mittens actually DOING ANYTHING to have any effect on abortion one way or the other.

[Generic Other]

36. They can build him a car elevator up my donkey

He's still gonna ooze out and LOSE the election.

[rdking647]

42. i added his statement to the wikipedia entry for free republic

after all it is a true statement.

[flvegan]

45. He didn't really say that he "can see November from my house" did he?

*snickers and shakes head*

[Daniel537]

47. Yep, he did.

At this point, why not? Wouldn't you go completely off the reservation if Mitt Romney was your party's candidate?

[AnnieBW]

50. Maybe he can Occupy the RNC Convention?

Oh, wait...

[freshwest]

51. 'I can see November from my house!!' Are they still lusting after Sister Sarah there?