Sarah Palin: Tina Fey Would Be Nothing Without Me
http://wonkette.com/557803/sarah-palin-tina-fey-would-be-nothing-without-meRaise your hand if you need some comic relief right about now. Oh, all of you? Great, us too! Thankfully, our girl Sarah never, ever disappoints. In a Hollywood Reporter story on the history of Saturday Night Live, Sarah Palin shares her “thoughts” on the crappy tee vee show, and they are just as good as you want them to be.
Which kids’ braces would those be, Sarah? Oh, all of ‘em, Katie? Although Sarah does have a point. Before she tripped and fell onto the national stage, Tina Whoever was a total nobody, who had definitely NOT become a performer and then head writer on SNL while Sarah was still mayoring the meth capital of Alaska. Good thing Sarah came along when she did (lipstick! ha! we get it!) in 2008 to save Tina Nobody’s struggling TV show 29 Pebbles or whatever it was called, who can even remember, it was only on the air for seven years and won 14 dozen awards.
But let’s face it, it was only Tina Whatsherface’s portrayal of Sarah Palin that FINALLY gave her some success, even though that portrayal was completely inconsequential, and screw you, SNL, for thinking otherwise.
Yeah! And take that also too also! No one ever cared about that dumb satire for which Tina What. EVER! received the AP Entertainer of the Year award. And her portrayal definitely had no impact whatsoever, even though everyone still “remembers” Sarah Palin saying “I can see Russia from my house,” which she did not actually word-for-word say because it was in fact Tina Starts-with-F who said that line, and not Sarah herself, which goes to show just how much it didn’t matter. Besides, Sarah full-on showed them by appearing on SNL and allowing herself to be the butt of a joke she did not get. (Pssst. We actually were laughing at you, not with you, honey.)
BRB, going to go die of laughter. Then we’ll happily imagine walking in front of Sarah, pulling a dollar bill on a fishing line, just to see what happens.
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of a spoof of the classic Katie Couric interview.
But if I were you I'd drop the whole Tina Fey thing ASAP. Bragging about
someone making you look like an idiot is not very complimentary.
into the Cluelessness Hall of Fame.
for Fey and the rest of the world to make hay with.
*Which says that satire of 'wingers is indistinguishable from their actual idiotic rhetoric. 
--imm
Just saying
(I miss that man so much.
)
"he found the only jewish girl who couldn't get a stain out" 
I've used those words for Lady Blah Blah but they merely touch the surface.
rocktivity
... on the Donkey," I noticed that the "booby prize" was usually just a precious as the first prize. And if you adopted a strategy to aim for it, without being obvious, you could go home with a prize from every birthday. (My youthful avarice subsequently diminished when, in taking stock, I realized the prizes had little value. 
Ethical awakening? Maybe.)
Anyway, I think this is the secret to Sarah's success. I think she has wrested that apple of "victory" right out of Ann Coulter's grasp. 
--imm
...giving her publicity on SNL. And she thinks she made Tina Fey more popular?? The rooster crows and the sun comes up. 
