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With riots raging in Ferguson, MO following the shooting death by police of an unarmed African-American youth, the nation has turned its eyes toward social injustice and the continuing crisis of race relations. Here are The Onions tips for being an unarmed black teen in America:
Shy away from dangerous, heavily policed areas.
Avoid swaggering or any other confident behavior that suggests you are not completely subjugated.
Be sure not to pick up any object that could be perceived by a police officer as a firearm, such as a cell phone, a food item, or nothing.
Explain in clear and logical terms that you do not enjoy being shot, and would prefer that it not happen.
Dont let society stereotype you as a petty criminal. Remember that you can be seen as so much more, from an armed robbery suspect, to a rape suspect, to a murder suspect.
Try to see it from a police officers point of view: You may be unarmed, but youre also black.
Avoid wearing clothing associated with the gang lifestyle, such as shirts and pants.
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MohRokTah
(15,429 posts)Instead of satire, they're beginning to go with the harsh truth.
sufrommich
(22,871 posts)abbeyco
(1,555 posts)but when The Onion is giving sage advice (yes, I went there!) then you know some sort of real truth is being spoke to out-of-control power.
How sad is that for our Country?!