(Satire) 8 more unarmed teens still at large

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http://www.clickhole.com/article/8-more-unarmed-teens-still-large-731?utm_campaign=default

With all the uproar over the killing of Missouri 18-year-old Michael Brown, it’s easy to forget about the countless unarmed teens who are still on the loose in America. Here’s the lowdown on eight of them.

Jason Bell, 17, Last seen walking outside his own house Monday morning. No gun in possession.

Brandon Witton, 19, Convicted of no known crimes. Suspected of no known crimes. No evidence to suggest he is armed or dangerous.

Eli Pereira, 15, Last seen wearing light gray hoodie. Has never owned a weapon. Does not know how to operate a gun.

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1. I was about to say "The Onion Got Scooped!"

But it looks like Clickhole is a subsidiary of The Onion!


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