"Suck on this, Attila, you commie!!!" . . . Please come CAPTION Ted Nugent!!!!!

[skip fox]

Ted (the-human-anal-plug) Nugent is saying: "Listen, first they invite me to come and speak in Toledo and then I do (brilliantly I might add), and now they got the nerve to print letters to the editor complaining that I came. . . . Here's your 'freedom of the press!!' . . . Suck on this!!!"




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Above CAPTION based on the following Media Matters story:


http://mediamatters.org/blog/2014/08/10/how-ted-nugent-repaid-the-newspaper-that-hosted/200378

[underpants]

1. He's the Wayne Newton of Rock n roll

Two albums (1live) and he's been riding it ever since

[underpants]

2. How dare the Toledo Blade call him out for not including Night Ranger material

[skip fox]

3. Ted Nugent is saying,

"The Toledo Blade? . . . a blade????? . . . Geez! . . . What a bunch of Northwestern Ohio pansies!!! . . . Why not The Toledo Ak-47, . . . or The Toledo Clusterbombs, . . . . or even The Toledo Grenade??? . . . Hey, that rhymes with blade. . . . I think I just made a joke!"

[muntrv]

4. "This rifle makes up for the fact that I'm hung like a 1st grader."

[skip fox]

5. "Listen, Obama ain't so bad. He just needs one thing:

an AK-47 high colonic!!!"

[lpbk2713]

6. Is that a beer holder on that rifle?

Here. Hold my beer while I ...




make an even bigger fool of myself.

[skip fox]

7. "You bet. . . Whenever I go hunt, I keep a microphone on just so

the last thing the deer or rabbit or squirrel gets to hear is my voice booming through the woods, singing, 'I'm Gonna Off the World.'"

[Orsino]

8. Not getting this freedom-of-the-press thing.

Poor, demented Ted.