"Ebola, smebola. What's in it for me?" . . . Please come CAPTION Rush Limbaugh!!!

[skip fox]

Rush (never-stained-by-the-truth) Limbaugh is saying: "Well, if it doesn't take the cake, . . . hell, Obama's running away with the whole pantry this time!!! . . . You're not going to believe this, ladies and gentlemen. . . . First, the White House invents rumors out of whole cloth that the Republicans all want to impeach Obama in order to raise funds for Democrats, . . . now Obama is trying to politicize Ebola!!! . . . Instead of having actual compassion and treating the infected American doctors in Africa, Obama puts them on an arduous plane ride (these are deathly sick people, remember?) and brings them back to the States so we can all have a warm fuzzy moment about how great we are, always taking care of each other and stuff. . . . Geez!!! How many knucklehead out will actually vote Democratic come November because of this moment???. . . . He puts the entire nation at risk just to get more Democrats elected. . . . Politicizing Ebola, it's too much!!!. . . If anyone was looking for impeachable offences, well . . ."



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Above CAPTION somewhat loosely based on the following Media Matters story:

http://mediamatters.org/video/2014/08/04/limbaugh-the-left-will-politicize-ebola-just-li/200312

[skip fox]

1. "You don't need what they call the truth, ladies and gentlemen. Here you get something better

that the truth. You get the very gospels themselves , a might mountain of truths, veracity the Goddess herself, the honest to goodness greatness of NOW, . . . you get me."

[skip fox]

2. "To tell you the truth, listener, 'E.B.' doesn't really stand for the Excellance in Eroadcasting

Network, but the Ebola Network. . . . Out shit's toxic!"

[skip fox]

3. "Listen folks, Obama sounded like a strung-out dope fiend, aand

if there's anything I can's stand is the ravings of a strung-out drug addict!

[Arkana]

4. "I'm a fat, greasy pig

who wouldn't know honesty or decency if it bit me on my pilonidal cyst."

[Ken Burch]

5. "Folks, every day I give you what you don't get anywhere else...VERBAL EBOLA!" n/t.

[Johonny]

6. It is a well known fact that in Ohio Ebola voted twice for Obama.

[skip fox]

7. "Thank God for Depends!"