"Where was Obama while our people were being killed in Benghazi???" Come CAPTION Sean Hannity!!!!!

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Sean (The Stump of an Intellect) Hannity is saying: "What's wrong with this picture?" as the screen shifts to the picture below. "I'll tell you what's wrong it's fake! It's filled with lies! . . . The White House just released it in response to speculation that Obama was elsewhere (some think he was even at a mosque praying to his beloved Allah) on the night of Benghazi. . . . The photo presumably is of Obama being briefed on that night, September 11th. (It's hard to forget that tragic date.) . . . But the picture was actually taken 10 nights before. . . . It's so obvious and incompetent. . . . Just like everything else out of this White House. . . . Here's how you can tell. . . Our experts blew up the picture so we could tell what Biden was holding. . . . Guess what: it's the receipt for a sex-shop he visited dated September FIRST! . . . Take my word for it. . . . Furthermore, if you look closely, the red folder the advisor is holding is labeled 'For a good time call . . . ' I know it sounds incredible, but you'll just have to believe me on this one . . . And if you read the speaking advisor's lips, you'll realize he's ticking off ways of spreading scandalous lies about Fox News!!! . . . These guys defy all imagination! "

[Erich Bloodaxe BSN]

1. His beloved Allah?

Even ignoring the stupidity of buying into conspiracy theory twaddle that an avowed Christian is a 'secret Muslim', isn't Allah merely the Arabic word for 'God'? Last I heard, Christians, Jews, and Muslims all believe in the same God, they just differ in names they call him, who is or is not a prophet, etc.

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2. CAPTIONing at DU is traditionally a creative sport, but we try to channel

our subjects' essence, as here.

[Erich Bloodaxe BSN]

3. Heh. okie doke :)

And sorry I didn't offer up my own caption

[dembotoz]

5. i don't want anything to do with his essence

and you think ebola is scarey

[Thinkingabout]

4. Shame on duty to produce lies needed by the RW. Where has the RW congress been

Instead of dealing with the refugee issue on our borders, veterans issues in the past few years, providing funds for our infrastructure, feeding and providing for the poor, pushing health care for our citizens.

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6. Or Hannity is saying, "This picture is actually a testament to the man they call

The Secretary of Photo-Shopping. . . . He's not really in the cabinet of course, they just call him that. . . His real job is to photoshop all of Obama's pictures taken after hours. . . . I mean, it's a well known fact that the White House is 'nudist only' after visiting hours are over, and on the early weekends and the like. . . . Notice here how 'the secretary' got all the folds just right, and even the sense of different fabrics! . . . He's good, you gotta hand him that!"

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7. Hannity is saying, "Listen. There's nothing wrong with wearing women's underwear.

You'll never hear me blaming the President or his advisors for wearing women's underwear. . . . I'm fair. . . .Women's underwear sort of lubricates you, helping you get through a rough day. . . . Besides, women wear it all the time I'm told."