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MrScorpio

(73,631 posts)
Sat Jul 19, 2014, 01:28 AM Jul 2014

The very last thing on this planet that I'd ever want to be described as is a "Florida Man…"

Florida Man Claims Constitution ‘Gives Me The Right To Shoot Every One Of You’ (VIDEO)
AUTHOR: NATHANIEL DOWNES JULY 19, 2014 12:54 AM


A Florida man, Jose Antonio Fernandez, who is facing the foreclosure of the house he is living in decided on threatening the Miami-Dade county commissioners on Tuesday, claiming that the Constitution allowed him to murder them.

He already has lost his nursery after failing to pay $316,000 in fines for polluting the watershed which is shared with his neighbors as well as the nearby wetlands. The house in which he lives is being foreclosed upon. Mr. Fernandez’s name is not on the mortgage nor title for the property.

Now he is facing 13 felony charges of threatening to harm a public servant — one for each of the 12 commissioners present and for Mayor Carlos Gimenez, and is being held on a $97,500 bond.

This should be a shock, but instead it is becoming normal to witness people flatly threatening their elected officials with bodily harm and even death. They demand a dictatorship, with them as the dictator. Forget paying for your mortgage, or in being a good steward of shared property. Take take take, that is all they are doing. And anyone who dares tell them that taking from others is wrong, they are to be put to death.

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2014/07/19/fl-shoot-elected-officials/


Now I'm not saying that you won't find these whack jobs in any other place in this country, I'm sure that whack jobbery is a universally American constant. However, there's a special connotation involved whenever the words "Florida man" are invoked to describe some incident, which precludes that you're about to get a humdinger of a story.
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The very last thing on this planet that I'd ever want to be described as is a "Florida Man…" (Original Post) MrScorpio Jul 2014 OP
Florida man has a great twitter feed. nt geek tragedy Jul 2014 #1
i am a florida man SwampG8r Jul 2014 #2
And I'm absolutely positive that you won't end up a headline MrScorpio Jul 2014 #4
out of curiosity, I went to the California forum steve2470 Jul 2014 #5
As I said, whack jobbery is everywhere... MrScorpio Jul 2014 #6
I'm so glad to be a continent away from that festering swamp. Aristus Jul 2014 #3
Sounds like a character in a Carl Hiaassen novel Hekate Jul 2014 #7
Florida Man has a twitter feed: Cali_Democrat Jul 2014 #8
Wow… It's worse than I thought nt MrScorpio Jul 2014 #10
Florida Man is clearly the worst superhero EVER! Kennah Jul 2014 #9
K&R DeSwiss Jul 2014 #11
I think there is a lot of mental conditions in this world that are fanned into flames roguevalley Jul 2014 #12
"claiming that the Constitution allowed him to murder them" Warren DeMontague Jul 2014 #13
I think, I know a proper punishment for him... DetlefK Jul 2014 #14
I love this punishment left is right Jul 2014 #15
The best way to turn this around... Baitball Blogger Jul 2014 #16
I suspect is the heat and the swamp gas Tetris_Iguana Jul 2014 #17

MrScorpio

(73,631 posts)
4. And I'm absolutely positive that you won't end up a headline
Sat Jul 19, 2014, 02:00 AM
Jul 2014

But it's guys like that dude who are doing the title of "Florida Man" a grave disservice.

steve2470

(37,457 posts)
5. out of curiosity, I went to the California forum
Sat Jul 19, 2014, 02:26 AM
Jul 2014

Apparently California has a goodly percentage of, ahem, interesting people but different qualitatively than Florida. That made me feel a tad better

Hekate

(90,714 posts)
7. Sounds like a character in a Carl Hiaassen novel
Sat Jul 19, 2014, 02:38 AM
Jul 2014

I love Hiaassen's books, and as far as I can tell he paints his portraits from life.

Glad they are giving this nut job a time out.

roguevalley

(40,656 posts)
12. I think there is a lot of mental conditions in this world that are fanned into flames
Sat Jul 19, 2014, 04:22 AM
Jul 2014

by the republicans allowing hatred, racism and stupid bills to become laws. This man is obviously mentally impaired if he believes this is so

DetlefK

(16,423 posts)
14. I think, I know a proper punishment for him...
Sat Jul 19, 2014, 05:42 AM
Jul 2014

He will be provided the necessary amount of writing-materials for free and stays in jail until he has produced 100 handwritten copies of the US-constitution.

Baitball Blogger

(46,736 posts)
16. The best way to turn this around...
Sat Jul 19, 2014, 09:30 AM
Jul 2014

There should be a whole line of defensive products that span from the "Florida Man" phenomenon. Like, Florida doors, which would be guaranteed to withstand a five minute barrage of a home invasion attempt. Florida car cams that are 360 degrees to capture footage of road rage incidents. Gated gun free neighborhoods, where the residents agree to live peacefully without guns.

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