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AUTHOR: NATHANIEL DOWNES JULY 19, 2014 12:54 AM
A Florida man, Jose Antonio Fernandez, who is facing the foreclosure of the house he is living in decided on threatening the Miami-Dade county commissioners on Tuesday, claiming that the Constitution allowed him to murder them.
He already has lost his nursery after failing to pay $316,000 in fines for polluting the watershed which is shared with his neighbors as well as the nearby wetlands. The house in which he lives is being foreclosed upon. Mr. Fernandezs name is not on the mortgage nor title for the property.
Now he is facing 13 felony charges of threatening to harm a public servant one for each of the 12 commissioners present and for Mayor Carlos Gimenez, and is being held on a $97,500 bond.
This should be a shock, but instead it is becoming normal to witness people flatly threatening their elected officials with bodily harm and even death. They demand a dictatorship, with them as the dictator. Forget paying for your mortgage, or in being a good steward of shared property. Take take take, that is all they are doing. And anyone who dares tell them that taking from others is wrong, they are to be put to death.
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2014/07/19/fl-shoot-elected-officials/
Now I'm not saying that you won't find these whack jobs in any other place in this country, I'm sure that whack jobbery is a universally American constant. However, there's a special connotation involved whenever the words "Florida man" are invoked to describe some incident, which precludes that you're about to get a humdinger of a story.
geek tragedy
(68,868 posts)SwampG8r
(10,287 posts)MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)But it's guys like that dude who are doing the title of "Florida Man" a grave disservice.
steve2470
(37,457 posts)Apparently California has a goodly percentage of, ahem, interesting people but different qualitatively than Florida. That made me feel a tad better
MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)Of course, the flavors vary from place to place.
Aristus
(66,388 posts)Hekate
(90,714 posts)I love Hiaassen's books, and as far as I can tell he paints his portraits from life.
Glad they are giving this nut job a time out.
Cali_Democrat
(30,439 posts)Last edited Sat Jul 19, 2014, 03:13 AM - Edit history (1)
https://twitter.com/_FloridaManMrScorpio
(73,631 posts)Kennah
(14,276 posts)DeSwiss
(27,137 posts)roguevalley
(40,656 posts)by the republicans allowing hatred, racism and stupid bills to become laws. This man is obviously mentally impaired if he believes this is so
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)DetlefK
(16,423 posts)He will be provided the necessary amount of writing-materials for free and stays in jail until he has produced 100 handwritten copies of the US-constitution.
left is right
(1,665 posts)nt
Baitball Blogger
(46,736 posts)There should be a whole line of defensive products that span from the "Florida Man" phenomenon. Like, Florida doors, which would be guaranteed to withstand a five minute barrage of a home invasion attempt. Florida car cams that are 360 degrees to capture footage of road rage incidents. Gated gun free neighborhoods, where the residents agree to live peacefully without guns.
Tetris_Iguana
(501 posts)making them crazy.