WingNut Explains Where Aids Comes From

[kpete]

When questioned about his position on social issues, [Minnesota House candidate Bob Frey (R)] added that it “does certainly need to be addressed for what it is. It’s not about the gay agenda but about the science and the financial impact of that agenda. It’s more about sodomy than about pigeonholing a lifestyle.”

Frey then explained his view:

“When you have egg and sperm that meet in conception, there’s an enzyme in the front that burns through the egg. The enzyme burns through so the DNA can enter the egg. If the sperm is deposited anally, it's the enzyme that causes the immune system to fail. That’s why the term is AIDS – acquired immunodeficiency syndrome.”

http://www.minnpost.com/party-politics/2014/07/minnesota-house-candidate-make
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/07/11/1313317/-Minnesota-Republican-explains-where-AIDS-comes-from

[onehandle]

1. Pretty sure it comes from sharing a milkshake with two straws. nt

[John1956PA]

2. Theories such as that were discounted by the mid 1980s.

In the early 1980s, researchers considered such possibilities. No sensible person would raise such a theory in the present era.

[CBGLuthier]

3. Yet another moron who assumes that everyone heterosexual practices sex as boringly as he does.

How is oral sex immune from this and has this fuckwit never conceived of the fact that straight couples do anal too.


Idiot.


I need to make a macro that types "idiot" for me because I am getting finger strain from all these idiots.

[Agschmid]

4. Finger strain... Lol.

[icymist]

5. Yeah. And we all know that eating a watermelon makes you pregnant.

My grandmother told me that when I was young, so there!

[Glassunion]

9. It's not the watermelon... It's the seeds.

Everyone knows that. Sheesh!

[icymist]

11. You know, I never though of that.

It would explain the shape of this guys head:

[Jamaal510]

14. Some say that

if you eat the seeds of a watermelon, not only will a whole watermelon grow inside you, but also an entire tree!

[DirkGently]

6. I guess they figure, "Why not? There's never any consequence

for making up Scientific Fact to 'prove' rightwing social ideas anyway." Women have magic rape-stopping uteri, after all. The people listening to them in the first place will never follow up to see if it's nonsense or not.

Facts are totally personal now. Make up your own, and live accordingly.

[progressoid]

7. I heard you could get it from a gas pump handle.

[RKP5637]

13. Never touch the handle of a urinal valve in a rest room. It's a phallic symbol for gays and

it will definitely give you AIDS.

[ck4829]

8. Fun fact - This enzyme is known as hyaluronidase

Commonly used to help drugs be absorbed into the body.

Bacteria also produce it so they can move around.

So anyone with a bacterial infection also has AIDS I guess?

[moriah]

10. Worse than the guy saying Mars and Earth are the same temperature.

I wish people wouldn't make ignorant statements that could kill other people, like suggesting that only people who participate in sodomy can get HIV.

[RKP5637]

12. Idiocracy is alive and well! n/t

[Live and Learn]

15. Oh my!

[djean111]

16. I would like to see a diagram of how a sperm deposited anally gets to an egg........

that would be some plucky little swimmer!

[jmowreader]

17. Someone needs to explain wingnuts' fascination with anal sex