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(60,334 posts)It is so hard to believe there are people so obsessed with this they have formed an organization and developed methods to prevent a child from naturally exploring their own bodies.
self raping?
and dangerous sin zones? OMG!
Brickbat
(19,339 posts)liberal N proud
(60,334 posts)Because I know some of the fundies are just that insane. I know some fundies that are that insane.
hobbit709
(41,694 posts)alsame
(7,784 posts)need straitjackets.
CurtEastPoint
(18,644 posts)safeinOhio
(32,683 posts)riqster
(13,986 posts)Safe from my hands, surrounded as it is by such a thick skull. Hallelujah! Praise Cheese-Its!
rpannier
(24,329 posts)It's pretty funny
Best part is, it's intended top be funny
Laughed at the 'I am Lonnie Childs'
B Calm
(28,762 posts)Fuddnik
(8,846 posts)Just put the kid face-down.
hue
(4,949 posts)confessional. Surely he wants to know aalll about it!!
Marrah_G
(28,581 posts)They got me........
N_E_1 for Tennis
(9,727 posts)Is it really self abuse?
littlemissmartypants
(22,656 posts)longship
(40,416 posts)Especially from some responses to this.
It is great satire, though. And great satire should always trigger a Poe.
SCVDem
(5,103 posts)It saves money on prostitutes, desperation dates and bad behavior because you are horney!
It helps us sleep and relax. It helps in developing staying power.
According to hotel porn rentals, it's also quick. 8 minutes on average. Sometimes staying power is overrated.
Plus, it's fun to share! It's not always solitary you know.
So I wear glasses and have Nair for my palms. NO PROBLEM!!!
packman
(16,296 posts)we share TOO much on DU.
rurallib
(62,416 posts)they would put every male masturbator in jail for wasting seed.
This would also cut down on juvenile crime.