Gohmert opens his mouth and stupid stuff comes out.

[Skidmore]

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/07/08/1312628/-America-s-Dumbest-Congressman-says-immigrants-are-Obama-plot-to-take-over-Texas?detail=facebook

America's Dumbest Congressman says immigrants are Obama plot to take over Texas

I should have known the moment Sarah Palin turned her "attention," generously speaking, to the swelling ranks of refugees at the border that America's Dumbest Congressman would outdo whatever half-formed conspiracy theory she brought to the party. According to actual congressperson Louie Gohmert, who is a Texas Republican because that goes without saying at this point, immigrant children are flooding across the border to secretly vote for Demmycrats.

“In the end, they have said that they want to turn Texas blue, they want to turn America blue,” he said. “And if you bring in hundreds of thousands or millions of people and give them the ability to vote and tell them — as Quico Canseco said, he had illegals in his district that were told, ‘If you want to keep getting the benefits, you have to vote, and President Obama’s lawyers are not going to allow them to ask for an ID, so go vote or you’re going to lose the benefits you’re getting now.’ That drives people to vote and it will ensure that Republicans don’t ever get elected again.”

It's all a plot, you see. It's all connected. Central American violence, chemtrails, the Hindenburg, the Builderbergs, the Builderbearberkshops. First you convince little orphan children to get themselves smuggled into Texas, then you give them "benefits," things like, I don't know, not being fired out of a cannon, and then they all grow up to vote for Democrats. Key to this plan, mind you, the key for all of this to work and for the Democratic Caliphate of Texas 'n Related Environs to rise, is the reliance on Republicans to continue to be horrible, horrible assholes toward all brown people everywhere. Luckily—and this is where the chemtrials come in—Obama seems to have that part well in hand.

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[JustAnotherGen]

1. Water is wet

He's such a tool.

[Salviati]

2. It's just osmosis....

The stupid is flowing from an area of higher concentration - inside Louie Gohmert - to an area of lower concentration - the rest of the observable universe.

[DisgustipatedinCA]

3. Good. This means he'll soon be a void the universe can abhor. nt