Presto! Zingo! Caption me!!

[Bruce Wayne]

[Snotcicles]

1. "'O sole mio" nt

[Life Long Dem]

2. He can tell us he has nothing up his sleeves

But I think we all know better than that.

[Enrique]

3. step right up! n/t

[Aerows]

4. This is the expression

I get on my face when I'm bathing in my piles of money!

[RKP5637]

5. "Come buy your tickets, republican sideshow starts in five minutes!"

[jorno67]

6. I like to hunt and kill hobos in the spring, muzzle loaders are the best!

[calimary]

7. No caption but it just reminds me to ask this question:

"Okay, America - do you REALLY want to have to hear and see THAT for the next four years?"

I used to wake up cringing because inevitably we'd dozed off with the TV still on the night before. And I'd wake up to this nauseating droning buzz saw sound irritating my hearing. When I'd fully wake up, I'd realize it was some soundbite of george w bush.

[pinboy3niner]

8. Mama mia, that's a spicy meat-a-ball!

He knew that a reference to one of their cultural icons would impress his Hispanic audience.

[Bruce Wayne]

9. Unzipped at last! Unzipped at last! Thank God Almighty, I'm unzipped at last!

[rurallib]

10. my magic undies are in a bunch!

[savalez]

11. "Sure, I'll kiss your baby, toss it over."

[Bruce Wayne]

13. You got my vote.

[siligut]

12. Mitt puts on his Svengali routine

"Give me your votes, little people"

[longship]

14. Your Catholicism is wrong; you see there's this angel named Moroni...

I might add that the angel's name is completely apt. But the magic underwear is damned silly.

[rustydog]

15. "NO! Back a little more! The dog kennel must sit near the rear of the roof!"

[brewens]

16. Sam "Mayday" Malone describes hallucinating while going through DT's. n/t