Wonder what excuse Pat Robertson will make for Rick Perry's Christian Texas tornadoes?

[Lint Head]

Semis were thrown into the air by the finger of God.

[louis-t]

1. Ah, God only destroyed homes of non-believers.

Yep, that oughta do it.

[Geoff R. Casavant]

2. I expect the usual fallback:

"God moves in mysterious ways."

[sabbat hunter]

3. I expect

that it is god punishing the country as a whole for its fornication, homosexuality, feminists.

[Gibby]

4. "The lib fact freaks were right about Global Warming after all." - Pat Robertson (R)

"I hereby repent from the eeeevil embrace of all the bogus right-wing, so-called 'conservative' republican claptrap I have swallowed and spouted O' these many long years. Have some MERCY on me, O' Lordy Lord."

- Pat Robertson (R - Collection Plate)

[orwell]

5. La...la...la...la...

I can't hear you...

[JNelson6563]

6. And there's the drought to consider.

Sounds like Robertson's version of god is double-plus-pissed @ Texas!1! #WrathOfGod#

[Union Scribe]

7. Pretty sad that this is what people go straight to

trying to score points, one way or the other, while the debris is still in the air.

[Lint Head]

8. Pretty sad indeed. Looks like you are trying to score 'holier than thou points.

Pat Robertson will be saying God did it before the debris hits the ground.

[Lil Missy]

9. fornicaters, homosexuals, and libruls. n/t

[Cirque du So-What]

10. Those are satanic tornados, yunno

Summoned up by devil-worshiping secular humanists, no doubt.