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Fumesucker

(45,851 posts)
Mon Apr 2, 2012, 10:25 PM Apr 2012

Hmm... One Minute MBA - Avoiding Projects Pursued By Morons 101

Smart words, me likey.

Too bad our elites are getting progressively worse at all these things..



http://www.wordforge.net/showthread.php?t=66997

The secret to every analysis I've ever done of contemporary politics has been, more or less, my expensive business school education (I would write a book entitled "Everything I Know I Learned At A Very Expensive University", but I doubt it would sell). About half of what they say about business schools and their graduates is probably true, and they do often feel like the most collossal waste of time and money, but they occasionally teach you the odd thing which is very useful indeed. Here's a few of the ones I learned which I considered relevant to judging the advisability of the Second Iraq War.

Good ideas do not need lots of lies told about them in order to gain public acceptance. I was first made aware of this during an accounting class. We were discussing the subject of accounting for stock options at technology companies. There was a live debate on this subject at the time. One side (mainly technology companies and their lobbyists) held that stock option grants should not be treated as an expense on public policy grounds; treating them as an expense would discourage companies from granting them, and stock options were a vital compensation tool that incentivised performance, rewarded dynamism and innovation and created vast amounts of value for America and the world. The other side (mainly people like Warren Buffet) held that stock options looked awfully like a massive blag carried out my management at the expense of shareholders, and that the proper place to record such blags was the P&L account.


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Fibbers' forecasts are worthless. Case after miserable case after bloody case we went through, I tell you, all of which had this moral. Not only that people who want a project will tend to make innacurate projections about the possible outcomes of that project, but about the futility of attempts to "shade" downward a fundamentally dishonest set of predictions. If you have doubts about the integrity of a forecaster, you can't use their forecasts at all. Not even as a "starting point". By the way, I would just love to get hold of a few of the quantitative numbers from documents prepared to support the war and give them a quick run through Benford's Law.


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The Vital Importance of Audit. Emphasised over and over again. Brealey and Myers has a section on this, in which they remind callow students that like backing-up one's computer files, this is a lesson that everyone seems to have to learn the hard way. Basically, it's been shown time and again and again; companies which do not audit completed projects in order to see how accurate the original projections were, tend to get exactly the forecasts and projects that they deserve. Companies which have a culture where there are no consequences for making dishonest forecasts, get the projects they deserve. Companies which allocate blank cheques to management teams with a proven record of failure and mendacity, get what they deserve.


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Hmm... One Minute MBA - Avoiding Projects Pursued By Morons 101 (Original Post) Fumesucker Apr 2012 OP
An Excellent Piece, Sir: Thank You For Sharing It The Magistrate Apr 2012 #1
Been there, wish the boss had done that...... Mopar151 Apr 2012 #2

Mopar151

(9,990 posts)
2. Been there, wish the boss had done that......
Tue Apr 3, 2012, 11:48 AM
Apr 2012

I used to have responsibility for capital equipment in the captive shop I ran - caught crap over justification until Machinery's Handbook #24 added a financial section, so I could figure time-to-payback and internal rate-of-return. Then I got schooled on the real criteria, 'specially as my capital projects were on or below budget, and were paying back ok.

Who gains or loses power? What is the company's real product - product line or budget reports to headquarters? How clueless IS "Mahogany Row"? What percentage of senior managers are sociopaths and/or narcissists? Do managers value loyalty more than skill ? What do they perceive as loyalty? Are the owners fighting with each other, or are they in thrall to the CEO or CFO? Our country burns billions, public and private, because our managing class is rife with mental illness and cultural inbreeding.

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