Republicans Claim Cutting Taxes on the Rich Will Lower Gas Prices

[Tx4obama]

Republicans Claim Cutting Taxes on the Rich Will Lower Gas Prices
Article here: http://www.politicususa.com/gas-prices-tax-cuts/

And in other news: Republicans are still as nutty as usual

[freshwest]

1. Wow, it didn't when Shrub was in office. Gas was $5 for a year or more.

Of course these corporate toadies only have one answer to everything. And it's not like they are against taxes for everyone. Just enough to drown the government in a bathtub and turn over all of our lives to fascists through privatization. Always think two steps ahead. They do.

[JHB]

2. Cutting taxes on the rich makes Baby Jesus smile

ok, that one is Baby Supply-Side Jesus

Cutting taxes on the rich cures pattern baldness
Cutting taxes on the rich cures unsightly skin blemishes
Cutting taxes on the rich prevents "BO" (wink wink)
Mikey likes cutting taxes on the rich! Hey Mikey!
Cutting taxes on the rich: faster than sheep!
Where's the cutting taxes on the rich!?







That sheep one might be a little obscure these days:

[CAPHAVOC]

4. If true eliminating

taxes on the Rich would even be better. The best way to economic prosperity is to tax the poor and give it to the rich. That is just simple.

[MichiganVote]

3. Yup. And sure to cure cancer too.

*Sarcasm* for the feeble minded.

[ashling]

5. Things that can be done by Cutting Taxes on the Rich (SARCASM)

Everybody's talking 'bout the one percent
How a tax cut for 'em will be heaven sent

I made a list,
I made a list
If we cut the taxes on the Rich
It will do all this:

It will tell your future, it will come to pass
It will do things to you make your heart feel glad
Look in the sky, predict the rain
Tell when a woman's got another man

That's the list
Oh that's the list
Cut the taxes for the rich and
It will do all this:

It will talk these words that will sound so sweet
It will even make your little heart skip a beat
Heal the sick, raise the dead
Make the little girls talk outta their heads

That's the list
Oh that's the list
Cut the taxes on the Rich
And do all this.

(Apologies to W. Dixon and Johnny Rivers)

[JoeyT]

6. It doesn't matter what the problem is,

cutting taxes on the rich is what they're going to suggest.

If there's no problem, by god they'll cut taxes for rich people until they damned well make one.

[Yavin4]

7. Republicans Claim That Cutting Taxes on the Rich Makes Your Penis Bigger

Makes about as much sense.

[neverforget]

8. Cutting taxes cures Male pattern baldness too.