Zoo visitors can get a massage from four giant PYTHONS

[Are_grits_groceries]

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Fearless tourists are taking up a slithering spa treatment with a difference - by receiving massages from four giant pythons.

Visitors to Cebu City Zoo in the Philippines can undergo a ’sssspa treatment’ from the deadly snakes which measure up to five metres long.

The four Burmese pythons slither across participants for up to 15 minutes - and the snakes are fed 10 chickens beforehand to curb any hunger pangs.

The terrifying treatment is free for zoo visitors, and is apparently beneficial because the snakes’ slithering is therapeutic and calming.

Zoo bosses also claim the flickering of the snakes’ tongue on skin mimics a tickling sensation.
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https://uk.news.yahoo.com/snake-massage-philippines--burmese-python-spa-treatment-at-cebu-city-zoo-135103854.html#CndW6KT

What could possibly go wrong?

[DetlefK]

1. There are 3 basic ways to free yourself from a python:

1. Pour alcohol in his eyes and he will retreat.

2. Pour alcohol in his mouth and he will retreat.

3. Douse him with warm water (or piss on him) and the warmth will cause him to relax and you can free yourself.

[Demeter]

2. I will keep that advice engraved on my heart

and I really don't want to know why or how you found out...

[DetlefK]

4. Calm down, I saw it on a documentary. ;-)

[Are_grits_groceries]

3. Which few people have when running afoul of one.

Although the pissing would be highly likely.

[Demeter]

5. Especially if squeezed in the sensitive places

[Helen Borg]

6. Just go with the scaly flow :)

[bearssoapbox]

7. Now I know what to take next time I go to the zoo.

You know...just in case.