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Operation American Spring, the Tea Party protest which was expected to draw 10-30,000,000 people to the nation's Capitol yesterday, turned out to be a huge flop. Rather than the tens of millions hoped for, only a few dozen showed up and the turnout was so dismal, even the conservative outlets The Blaze and the Washington Times couldn't even begin to spin it. But there were several excellent reasons why yesterday's protest in Washington DC wasn't quite what was hoped for. What were they?
9) Klan costume got yellowed when washed with Gadsden flag.
8) You try driving a Rascal scooter to DC from Alabama and tell me how easy it is!
7) Turns out free pizza from Arab nations was just a vicious rumor.
6) It's not the quantity, it's the quality.
5) Investigating who put the bop in the bop shoo bop. It was Obama, to distract from Benghazi.
4) Most of them went west by accident to Washington state.
3) Overestimated the number of insane asylums that would grant furloughs.
2) Discovered Ted Nugent concert and NASCAR race around the White House another vicious rumor.
1) Sign shop got all the spelling right.
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malaise
(269,157 posts)Scuba
(53,475 posts)AHHH, you made my day!
right there
COLGATE4
(14,732 posts)Rozlee
(2,529 posts)And The Weekly World News was offering fifty bucks for a picture of one.
smallcat88
(426 posts)were afraid it was Obama coming after them with drones.
Wounded Bear
(58,698 posts)they didn't show up here, either.
Aristus
(66,446 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)Sheepshank
(12,504 posts)but then realized the confused all of the various Washingtons with Facebook.
kairos12
(12,869 posts)EEO
(1,620 posts)Their badges of ignorance. I believe it was Abraham Lincoln who said, "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."
Cleita
(75,480 posts)after all although it sometimes seems otherwise.
Scarsdale
(9,426 posts)Their SSI checks were late! They heard $carah PayMe was NOT going to make it, since they would not pay her to be there.
calimary
(81,441 posts)Glad you're here! Yet another VERY WONDERFUL "Operation American Spring" thread - I'm keeping these for the guffaws! I have literally been laughing all weekend! DU is sometimes Deliriously-Funny Underground!
Motown_Johnny
(22,308 posts)Zambero
(8,965 posts)Media is covering up 10,000,000 in casualties.
nolabear
(41,991 posts)That big ol' cowboy Wild West fantasy is the product of lives spent with little actual productivity and beaucoup frustration, and the difference between massaging the fantasy and actually being able to do anything even approaching actualization is vaaaaaaaaast. I think the belief that they could be special if only some massive betrayal wasn't keeping them from it is all that keeps them putting along at all.
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)They want the organizers to give em another chance.
(Keeping in mind there have been banner ads splashed over every RW website for months.)
WhoIsNumberNone
(7,875 posts)Brain cells. We are talking about brain cells, right?
If you're on Twitter, seach the hashtag #AmericanSpringExcuses
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,191 posts)BuelahWitch
(9,083 posts)Somebody paid for the transportation to bus them to the previous rallies and provide big name speakers, and it wasn't Clem and Maisy. The Big Money Boys have used them and tossed them aside like yesterday's snotty kleenex. Anyone with half a brain could smell the astroturf from a mile away when the Tea Party arrived on the scene. Now the BMB are focusing on giving Jeb his "turn" in 2016.
uponit7771
(90,359 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)More than 20 million patriots were stuck in their throne rooms due to excessive precipitation, otherwise they would have been there to overthrow the government. Thanks, O'Barometer!
tofuandbeer
(1,314 posts)bettyellen
(47,209 posts)workinclasszero
(28,270 posts)So they did like all "patriots" and revolutionaries in the past did...
Called the whole thing off! lolololololFAIL! FAIL! FAIL! #Reichwingteabagtraitors!