Uh, oh! I think I know what happened to those 30 million people 'missing' from Op. Am. Spring . . .

[markpkessinger]

Clearly, there is only one possible answer to why 30 million people mysteriously failed to show up at "Operation American Spring." Think about it, there's only one possible explanation:

Clearly, what obviously happened is that those 30 million folks were raptured, and all the rest of us have been consigned the fate of 'Left Behinds.' (Calling Tim LeHaye . . . )

If you happen to know any of these 'Left Behind' Tea Party types, you should probably be very careful in how, exactly, you break the news to them that they didn't make the cut. Just my advice . . .

[Half-Century Man]

1. UFOs...

I'm not saying it was aliens, but..................

[Leith]

18. Maybe They Hooped Aboard Elvis's Mothership Behind the Hale-Bopp Comet

Just look for a pile of used Nikes.

[markpkessinger]

2. It's probably a good thing, too . . .

. . .I mean, God has been known to go on these liberal jags from time-to-time. This way, those 30 million cAn storm the divine throne and arrest God, in the event God should get carried away.

[The Wielding Truth]

3. Just thinking about these prople can mess up your spelling.

[markpkessinger]

16. Oops -- fixed that! ;) n/t

[Cha]

4. Heavens to Mercatroids!

[aggiesal]

5. I thought it was mergatroid n/t

[Maynar]

6. Murgatroyd?

[aggiesal]

9. Very good ...

I had no idea how to spell it.
I just thought the word had a ga instead of a ca

[Cha]

10. You're right.. see post #8, Maynar :)

[Maynar]

20. Exit... stage left!

[Cha]

24. Immortal! Rofl!

[Shrike47]

7. It is.

[Cha]

8. I should have googled.. darn memory. Here ya.. straight from Snagglepuss..

Snagglepuss is a Hanna-Barbera cartoon character created in 1959,[2] a pink anthropomorphic mountain lion sporting an upturned collar, shirt cuffs and a string tie. He is voiced by Daws Butler,[1] and is best known for his famous catchphrase, "Heavens to Murgatroyd!",[1] along with phrases such as "Exit, stage left!" Snagglepuss was originally known as "Snaggletooth" (a pink lion precursor).[3]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snagglepuss

thanks,aggiesal

[AAO]

21. I guess I don't sound like the dolt you assumed me to be.

I accept your apology in absentia.

[Cha]

22. What! I did no such

thing.

[AAO]

23. Hey, it's Saturday night and the kids are asleep.

The least I can do is party with you!

[Cha]

25. I'll

toast to that~

[AAO]

26. Why don't we have a champagne toast smiley?

[Cha]

27. We really should or just imagine we're

[AAO]

13. Are those asteroids that impact Mercury?

[Cha]

15. Yeah, that was definitely what I was thinking, AAO.. :)

[kentauros]

11. They went into a deep hole in the ground,

after eating some blue moss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=YKZtt2yEwfs#t=1015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=thVDjdSR7SA#t=842

[bigtree]

12. thought you were going to blame it on a DoD/CDC zombie roundup

Exclusive: The Pentagon Has a Plan to Stop the Zombie Apocalypse.

Zombie Preparedness - Centers for Disease Control

[Ken Burch]

14. That, or they all just went to Denny's for "Moon Over My Hammys". n/t.

[Lucky Luciano]

17. Hah! We should all be so lucky!! nt

[calimary]

19. Shit, this thread is CLASSIC!

One thing about these hapless idiots in their Pox Noise Delusion Bubble - they sure do inspire a lot of wit around here!

[Doctor_J]

28. we should be so lucky thirty million

dead teabaggers would raise the nation's mean iq by fifteen points

[Motown_Johnny]

29. Only 144,000 will be / were Raptured, and they are all children of Israel.

Not much chance the people that would be considering attending that event were of Israeli lineage.




http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation+7&version=KJV

^snip^

And I heard the number of them which were sealed: and there were sealed an hundred and forty and four thousand of all the tribes of the children of Israel.

[Jamastiene]

30. I was thinking Operation Let's Go Camping

was finally instituted as they got there. I mean, it would have been a perfect time to go ahead and put them in the Reeducation Camps and FEMA Camps, all rounded up nice and neat all in one place like that. I never got a "The Eagle Has Landed" memo though, to report to duty in the Reeducation Camp as one of the wardens in the Gay Agenda Division. I was planning on having GADs of fun there. I was just thinking maybe they had me on the roster to bring my whips, spikes, racks, and chains for later, when the others have vacation days, kind of like playing second string. I wouldn't mind it. I mean, my methods were for the MOST resistant homophobes anyhow. I'm sure it will take time to sort them all out and find those for me.

You may be right though. They may have been raptured instead.

[flvegan]

31. Somehow, this is Obama's fault. Or Godzilla's.

I know:

Because Obama would not properly address or alert American's to the radiation that leaked/is leaking from the Fukushima plant, that same radiation caused Godzilla to rise from the depths of (whatever) to then stomp on those 30 million missing patriots.

*pours some nuclear fission cooling water out for dead homies*

[panader0]

32. 30 million raptured 'baggers

Now that's job creation!