Caption Poppy and Etch A Mitt

[PDittie]

Mine:

"Dear God, was that you?!"

"Yes, Mitt. In exchange for my endorsement, there's a Depends in the cabinet over there. You'll need the wastebasket over there..."

[liberal N proud]

1. We know what you did to your dog, so we sent ours to be safe

[polichick]

2. "No shit, they called you 'Rubbers' in Congress because of your strong support...

...for population control, family planning and Planned Parenthood?!?"

[Historic NY]

3. Phew....who farted.

[WI_DEM]

4. 'I endorsed you because I want to get this damn thing over with so we can move on with Jeb in 2016'

[sinkingfeeling]

5. "Oh my, this is such a surprise after what Barbara said."

[Evasporque]

6. "Whoa, I guess you are REALLY glad to see me..."

Old HW rises to the occasion.

[thevoiceofreason]

7. Mittens wins the most boring man in Houston contest.

Former President still asleep one day later.

[pinboy3niner]

8. "You put your dog INSIDE the car?!1!!"

[TheCowsCameHome]

9. "Sorry. Mitt. but you could put a charging rhinocerous to sleep "

[Cyrano]

10. Where's your American Flag lapel pin??