Teen Arrested With Loaded Gun In Vagina

[RandySF]

Cops say a Tennessee teen who got arrested for driving with a suspended license on Monday had a surprise in store for police.

When a female corrections officer at Kingsport jail performed a search on 19-year-old Dallas Archer, she allegedly discovered an "unknown object" lodged in the young woman's crotch. She alerted another female officer, who accompanied her during a further examination, according to documents obtained by the Smoking Gun.

The officers allegedly discovered a loaded, five-shot, four-inch .22 caliber mini-revolver concealed in Archer's vagina. It turns out that the gun was stolen last year when John Souther's car was "ransacked" in an auto burglary, cops said.

Souther, a 70-year-old retired car salesman, told TSG that he'd make sure to give his stolen "little fellow... a bath in bleach.”

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/23/dallas-archer-gun-in-vagina_n_5198486.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. That does not seem like a very good place to keep it...

[sakabatou]

2. And it was loaded too

[RKP5637]

3. I've heard of teeth, but this is a new one! Excuse me Mam, but are you loaded?

[Warren DeMontague]

4. I had to read it 3 times to realize it didn't say "Virginia"

I'm like, hey that's terrible but it probably happens quite a bit.

[DrDan]

38. yep - my first reaction was "more state bashing"

can't say I am relieved after reading the story . . . .

[msanthrope]

42. Me too...old eyes! nt

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

5. Is that a pistol in your vagina or are you happy to see me?

[Brickbat]

6. "Little fellow."

[3catwoman3]

7. Kinda gives a whole new...

...meaning to "concealed carry."

Jesus H!

[Politicalboi]

8. Why didn't she hide it in her hair

Looks like it could be done.

[Eleanors38]

27. Well, I think she did.

[PoliticAverse]

9. Vagina is for gun lovers. n/t

[msanthrope]

43. DUzy!!! nt

[Kaleva]

10. There may be an untapped market for a gun designed to fit comfortably in a vagina

[jberryhill]

13. I would not tap that

[Kaleva]

15. I could be on the next episode of Shark Tank!

[2pooped2pop]

51. I see what you did there

[rurallib]

11. Well Georgia governor signed a bill that said you could carry guns anywhere

not sure that is what he meant.

[2pooped2pop]

52. maybe she didn't get the memo

she'll have to check her ass crack for that.

[Auntie Bush]

12. That sure as hell must have been uncomfortable!

[Niceguy1]

14. and that is why

Everyone must be searched very thoroughly when being booked into jail...not just the violent ones.

[Iggo]

16. lol...gun-fuckers.

[Kaleva]

17. Apparently, the parents didn't have "The Talk" with this teenager.

[Proud Liberal Dem]

18. Good lord

Thank god that she didn't have a discharge

[thucythucy]

25. That's a DUZY!

[The Straight Story]

19. Now there is a gun humper (nt)

[SecularMotion]

37. Careful, you might upset the delicate flowers in the gungeon.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1172142398

[pintobean]

45. Yes, that toon

is just like saying someone is having sex with an inanimate object, which shouldn't offend anyone.

[RainDog]

20. surrealistic (warning - disturbing gif)

[AverageJoe90]

21. Oh dear.....wow.

BTW, who names their daughter "Dallas", anyway? (from Texas, btw)

[pintobean]

24. Name: Dallas, Meaning: Meadow stance

http://babynamesworld.parentsconnect.com/meaning_of_Dallas.html

I'm not touching that.

[tammywammy]

22. Does that count as concealed carry? n/t

[global1]

23. Gives A Whole New Meaning To Getting Banged..... Nt

[Eleanors38]

26. Damn, musta been dark in there.

[jberryhill]

29. Um...

Yeah my first thought was "what was a teen doing inside a vagina with a gun" but then I realized it was a one-person event.

[giftedgirl77]

28. The best part is they gave it back

to the guy it was stolen from.

[jberryhill]

30. It was a stolen vagina?

And how was that stolen from a guy?

[giftedgirl77]

31. ...

[RandySF]

32. I guess this is one way to get the Right Wing out of a girl's panties.

Put a gun in their and suddenly it's protected by the constitution.

[Exposethefrauds]

33. I knew a woman who enjoyed being pleasured with a gun, it was shall we say

a bit out there but being a freak, why not, 2 consenting adults and all that....but I did draw the line when she wanted it loaded that is just to out there for me.

S&W 38 can't remember the model number, figured the Gun Nutters would want to know at least the brand and caliber in case they want to get their freak on.

[2pooped2pop]

53. more bang for the buck eh? n/t

[seveneyes]

34. "Gun Humper" finally defined

Now I know what it means.

[sl8]

35. This is something I would've expected in West Vagina. n/t

[msanthrope]

44. But then it would have been her cousin's gun. nt

[sl8]

48. I would've thought it would be her sister's. To-may-to, to-mah-to, really, in WV.

My sincere apologies to our West Virginia friends.

I just couldn't resist. Mea culpa, mea cupla, mea culpa.

[2pooped2pop]

54. omg

so many duzy award contestants in this thread.

[Boom Sound 416]

36. Seriously, Another reason not to leave your gun in the car and safely carry it with you

[davidpdx]

39. There are so many bad jokes that come to mind

[FarCenter]

40. Does this mean she's lost her virginity?

Archer was charged with gun possession and introducing contraband into a penal facility,

Nearly a contradiction in terms.

[jmowreader]

41. They didn't hold her long enough

Women were often recruited into the cloak-and-dagger business because there's a worldwide taboo against searching vaginas. Knowing this, it was the natural place to hide safe conduct passes, guns, maps, fiendish plans and anything else a secret agent might need.

It isn't a comfortable place to put these things so it was only used when absolutely necessary.

The first thing that comes to mind is, she was going to kill someone and got pulled over before she could.

[Lizzie Poppet]

46. When I first saw this, and took in the pic of the pistol...

...my first reaction was, "girl, you might consider a hammerless version."




My next thought was "what the fuck is up with that hairstyle?

[FarCenter]

50. It would also be safer -- A hammerless couldn't go off half-cocked.

[lastlib]

56. She used a Slinky for hair rollers?

It oughta be fun to watch that go down the stairs!

[Spirochete]

47. Probably not an advocate

of safe sex...

[pipi_k]

49. It was all fun and games...

until they found the crossbow in her rectum.

[2pooped2pop]

55. Oh, vagina's are really gun holsters?

this would explain the republicans obsession with other peoples vaginas. They need to protect the gun holsters. They need regulation.

[DebJ]

57. Oh no! Now there will have to be laws passed permitting vaginal possession of a gun.

I'm sure the NRA will want that, another market to sell to, and more than 50 percent of the population.

In fact, won't that one city require all women to carry a gun in their vagina?
This would have the full support of the NRA and all those Repubs who are so
anxiously awaiting an opportunity to control women and to stick things in
their vagina. Attach a vaginal probe to film the uterus and we're really
getting some people excited now! This could help the anti-choice people
monitor who is pregnant so the anti-choicers can insure that every fetus
survives until birth (but of course, not caring what happens after that.)

[Skip Intro]

58. Or laws against it, backed by regular government inspection.

That regular government inspection is one of themes of this season's gun grab, powered by bloomberg.

Hey, if you can force home inspections on gun owners, if that isn't a violation of privacy, if we're going to erase that line, then where do we draw the new one? Or do we draw a new one at all?

[DebJ]

59. I had not heard about that. What does this mean?

That if you own a gun, some one comes and inspects your home? And why?
Maybe the concept was that if you have children you have to keep them safe
from the gun? Just a WAG here.

[Skip Intro]

60. Oh, it's always, "for the children."

And those who resist are always accused of not caring about "the children."

It's a tired little political device that has worn thin.

The deeper issue is we would be agreeing to have the government come into our homes to monitor and record our exercise of our Constitutional rights. What a hell of a precedence to set. Hard to believe that those pushing it are oblivious to the ramifications. What do you think they have planned for after they convince (won't happen) law-abiding gun owners to acquiesce their right to kba? It ain't always gonna be about guns.

I don't know what a WAG is.

[DebJ]

61. WAG = Wild A** Guess.