Shamelessy ripped from someones FB post.

[MynameisBlarney]

Heheheheee

I'm one o' them dang 'ol High Fallutent's!

[MohRokTah]

1. The apostrophes made me do it.

[Matariki]

20. Ha!

they never can spell, can they?

[Swede Atlanta]

23. It's the home schoolin or the family trees that don't fork....

[2naSalit]

29. DUZY!!!

[valerief]

45. Bwah! Yeah, they bug me the most, too!!! The rest is just idiocy. nt

[Roy Rolling]

47. I was thinking the same thing

Damn apostrophes!

[sendero]

2. In this case it is clear...

... it's the apostrophe.

[mindwalker_i]

37. The crux of the biscuit

is the apostrophe.

(Seen in the comments: http://sebpearce.com/bullshit/)

[MynameisBlarney]

68. Am I detecting some Zappa

in the thread?

[treestar]

3. High Fullutent?

[JHB]

8. Also known as "fancy farting"

From a melding of high fallutin'" and "flatulent". From Shakespeare, or maybe some other Shakey fellow.

[Sarah Ibarruri]

36. LOL! nt

[mindwalker_i]

39. You just HAD to pass that along

[Ilsa]

4. They forgot to list "bad grammar"

As a sin worthy of damnation. What's up with all of those apostrophes when they intended plural nouns?

BTW, several of those apply to me, including "loud mouth women".

[Wait Wut]

5. Loud Mouth Women?

Fuck off sign person. Jesus hates you.

[MynameisBlarney]

6. I'm still tryin to figure out

just what in Tarhooties a P.K. is...

[Wait Wut]

10. No clue.

I looked it up. 'Playa Killah' came up, but I doubt that this screwball has a clue what that is. Pretty Kitties? Precious Koalas? Precocious Kangaroos?

[MynameisBlarney]

11. It's got to be

Psychopathic Koala's.

[Wait Wut]

12. You're probably right.

They totally suck.

[MynameisBlarney]

15. So very true.

[jazzimov]

16. P.K. - Preacher's Kid. They are infamous

for being "rebellious" and "sinful" (aka "Freethinkers&quot . Yes, I was raised in a Southern Baptist home.

[MynameisBlarney]

17. I'm leanin towards the Psychopathic Koala's.

But you're probably right.

[AnotherDreamWeaver]

66. Politically Korrect...?

[lunasun]

44. Ima guessin konciterin the bad spelling it may reference politically correct (PC) types

only the devil knows I guess,,,,,,,

[ck4829]

7. This has to be enough to make a new Sin Bingo game.

But what exactly is a P.K?

[MynameisBlarney]

9. Whoa, whoa, WHOA!!! Hold the phone!

There's an OLD Sin Bingo game?

I need to get out more...

[lunasun]

13. Emos?

That hurts dude
Now I need 24 Hour Revenge Therapy

[Iggo]

14. What's a P.K.?

Mebbe I'm one o' them, too.

[shenmue]

27. Para Keet?

I thought it was the Promise Keepers, but maybe I'm wrong.

[MynameisBlarney]

28. Hmmm...

I bet the person that made that banner does think the Promise Keeper's are waaaay too liberal.

[Iggo]

40. Maybe it's a Pun Kass.

[shenmue]

53. Fits

Bingo!

[Stuckinthebush]

55. Preacher's kid

Porn King
Princeton Kappa
Polygamist Kurfuffle

[lpbk2713]

18. Can I have a dollar for every apostrophe?

"Sport's Nut's" is a toofer.


I'll never be able to figure out why they are so shamelessly ignorant.

[Iggo]

62. Dos Dolores!

Eh, wot!

[essaynnc]

19. What's a P.K.???

It's a Preacher's Kid, of course (and my apostrophe is correctly placed). P.K.s are known to be total hell-raisers.

[City Lights]

21. That is priceless!

Compiled by "idiot's!"

[MynameisBlarney]

22. Yup

And I bet they're damn proud of that banner too. LOL's.

[johnp3907]

24. They misspelled Druggie's.

[MynameisBlarney]

26. Good catch!

I totally missed that one.

[Brother Buzz]

33. Also Bahai...

unless they got a bone to pick with an administrative ward in the Dodoma Rural district of the Dodoma Region of Tanzania. Dimes to donuts they couldn't even find Tanzania on a map if you spotted them a map.

Miss West Carolina speaks out on the importance of maps:

[lunasun]

49. Ugh High fallutent sopistikated swine from W.C. - whole state is like that

damn devil's pushing map's
that's all that is !!!

[okaawhatever]

60. That is a parody, except it's kind of not because the real thing was equally atrocious. Here's the

genuine article. From the state that elected Lindsey Graham. South Carolina.

[Brother Buzz]

61. I avoid that video so as to not give Caitlin Upton additional exposer

The airhead signed a deal with Donald Trump's modeling agency. I understood she was also a contestant on "The Amazing Race"

[spanone]

25. the stupid burns.

dumber than snot.

[gratuitous]

32. Sadly, it doesn't

Our species needs a little goosing in the evolution department so that stupid would burn. We'd save a lot of time that way.

"Mr. Bundy, why haven't you paid your grazing fees?"

"Because I don't believe in the fe--[font color="red"][font size="large"]AAAAAAHHH, IT BURNS!! MAKE IT STOP!"

[lunasun]

52. I think a lot of this is national but the rest of the world needs a good laugh

and pray it doesn't spread

[Matariki]

30. Sport's Nut's

So, what belongs to then nuts?

[Treant]

50. Sport's Nut's Jockstrap?

I don't personally know Sport, so I'm not sure what he wears over his nut. Just for fun, I'm saying it's a jockstrap, but if I've offended you, Sport, please just correct me.

And it's not nuts' because...well, Sport wouldn't want me to say it but he's been so brave...one was bitten off by a squirrel.

[Matariki]

72. snarf!

[2naSalit]

30. What! No ANKLE-BITER'S?!?

ETA: Idolater's

What in the heck are those?

[ohnoyoudidnt]

34. I'm listed 7 times!

YAY!

[sarisataka]

35. You rock

I could only get 6

[AtheistCrusader]

43. I got 12! HIGH SCORE

[knightmaar]

59. Wait a minute

You're not counting "High Fallutent" and "Sophisticated Swine" as two separate things, are you?

[AtheistCrusader]

63. Why not, Democrat and Liberal were a twofer. :D

[Nolimit]

38. Is your friend in Portland?

I've seen a guy holding this exact same sign near the Portland State University campus.

[MynameisBlarney]

67. I don't know who made this sign. Or who took the picture.

Last edited Fri Apr 25, 2014, 02:28 PM - Edit history (1)

But I doubt there are more than one of these signs.

*edit*

Oh...you mean my FB friend, lol
Derp...

I think she may be from somewhere out in that general region...

[Sarah Ibarruri]

41. Damn. This dude must know me. I'm listed in there several times

Fornicator (and what's the apostrophe S doing in there?)
Gambler (there goes that apostrophe S again)
Idolater (shit, I give up! - this dude thinks ALL words in the English language have an apostrophe S at the end!)
Agnostic
Liberal
Feminist
Buddhist
Agnostic
Catholic
New Ager
Democrat
Environmentalist

I swear I am NOT one of the High Fallutunts.

[coljam]

42. You forgot Me

As a Jew I feel a little left out however I did make it in 5 other categories.

[steve2470]

46. sophisticated swine ?

Is that a pig who wears cologne or drinks with his/her pinky finger extended ?

[JohnnyRingo]

48. "Racist's"? "Catholic's"? "Liar's"?

I see they left haughty English majors from the list, but that's obviously implied.

[randys1]

51. That is your republican party right there

[angrychair]

54. Ive's have 8

Very disappointed that "masturbator" isnt's on there.

[Demeter]

56. What's with all those apostrophes?

Seriously grammatically impaired. They must not be native speakers of English. Or they were educated in a red state.

[3catwoman3]

64. You meant...

...apostrophe's, right?

[ChisolmTrailDem]

65. In a red state and at home.

[kimbutgar]

57. This person got a lot of hate going on

And they said they accept Jesus. Where is a lightening bolt when we need one to spite this cretin? I know haters got to hate.

[knightmaar]

58. Well, that could be grammatically correct.

If the "effeminate men" belong to an abortionist, who belongs to a "P.K." who belongs to ...

You have trouble at the end though. After the "High Fullutent Sophisticated Swine" that belongs to the the liberal. At that point you have a sport, that owns a nut, that has possession of a "Repent and Believe in Jesus."

This is harder to reconcile than that "If you seek Amy" song, which was at least grammatical to Yoda-level.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

69. Fergot the dadburn revenuers!

[MynameisBlarney]

71. *Revinooers*

There, FTFY.

Heh

[B Calm]

70. I scored 11, but I don't believe in the devil. .

[awoke_in_2003]

73. They forgot "Methodists". nt