Why do you love the devil?

[LeftinOH]

www.dangerousminds.net

[d_r]

1. Not the EMO's!

[CurtEastPoint]

2. they love apostrophes

[immoderate]

8. They are practitioners of "apostrophication."

A common condition in freepers.

--imm

[DirkGently]

14. I shun thee, Apostrophicant!

What the hell is a "high fullutant?"

[immoderate]

20. A manifestation superior to "medium fullutant's."

You can spot them with your fullutoscope.

--imm

[2banon]

32. ROFL!

[riqster]

41. It should be something related to flatulence, but

I suspect he is trying to turn "highfalutin" from an adjective into a noun, with poor spelling thrown into the mix.

[shenmue]

3. Wow

Just wow.

[pipi_k]

4. I love the Devil

because he's got some real fun and interesting friends.

[snooper2]

5. I saw a sign like that last time in Vegas, I stopped and asked the idiot holding it-

"Were you born stupid or did your parents make you like this?"

He just stood there ignoring me LOL, so I started up again saying, "No, seriously I'm really curious---"



Then my wife cut me off and made me keep walking LOL. I was prepared to harass the asshole for hours

[hobbit709]

26. My version "Are you naturally born stupid or did you take lessons?"

[hfojvt]

37. I was born a super-genius

The very first day my mom brought me home from the hospital and I was helping the neighbor kids with their algebra.

Genius + 1.

[NuclearDem]

6. Sophisticated swine?

[pipi_k]

9. Obviously...

Miss Piggy is too "high fullutent" for them...

[Erich Bloodaxe BSN]

10. I liked 'catholic's'.

Because, of course, the Church Jesus built upon the 'rock' of St Peter was the Catholic Church. Reminds me of the joke Emo Phillips had about a man who was going to jump off a bridge.

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"

Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

- Emo Phillips

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

7. "Heaven for the climate, hell for the conversation." Mark Twain

[sharp_stick]

11. It's all the Loud Mouth Women

all the rest is simply a smokescreen to cover the horribleness of the Loud Mouth Women...oh and the Sport's Nut's, especially Yankee fans but they're destined for hell in any case.

WTF is with all those apostrophes.

[LeftinOH]

12. My favorites: "High Fullutent" and "Sport's Nut's".

[pintobean]

25. Must be a Heaven's Gate type cult

if they're against sporting nuts.

[1000words]

13. Lucifer's Halloween parties are to die for ...

Although, he ain't Diddy:

[LittleBlue]

15. Those apostrophe's are killing me

How could they get the "druggies" plural form right but fuck up all the others?

[DirkGently]

19. "Sport's nut's" is just spectacular.

[Blue Owl]

23. It's an apostrophe catastrophe

[Skidmore]

35. Having the same reaction.

[MohRokTah]

16. The apostrophes made me do it.

[jberryhill]

17. Wifebeaters? Hell has a dress code now?

[dilby]

18. Either he is Jewish or Forgot to put Jews on the list.

[hatrack]

28. That's "Juewe's" to you, Hellbound One!

Actually, I love the devil because he knows how to spell.

[Blue Owl]

21. Because he may care

n/t

[MrScorpio]

22. For the burgers, silly!

[Atman]

24. He brings me treats!

I like treats.

[bowens43]

27. I like his cool cape.

[hatrack]

29. "Bahi's"?

"Bahais", I assume?

Also, what the fuck is "P.K's"?

[shenmue]

31. Promise Keepers, I believe

[hatrack]

33. OK, whatevers to the Grumpy Bible Banner Man . . .

I just want to know where he got all those apostrophes. Has he been hoarding? Is that the reason apostrophe prices have skyrocketed of late?

[shenmue]

34. Could be

[Orsino]

30. Because he inspires self-parody in so many fundamentalists.

[nyquil_man]

36. Oh my. "Homo's druggies" and "abortionist's effeminate men,"

not to mention "pagan's loud mouth women." Worst of all, we've got "liberal's high fullutent sophisticated swine sport's nut's repent and believe in Jesus," which is a real mouthful.

This dude gets awfully specific.

[RandoLoodie]

38. Satan has brought me many great things

I sit at his left hoof in patient obedience.

[Squinch]

39. It's the cavorting. No one cavorts like the devil, and I love to cavort.

Cavort, cavort, cavort.

[intaglio]

40. Not the Government Recipients!

If you receive Government you are DAMNED!!!!

[frogmarch]

42. Make it stop!

[MFM008]

43. wheres the cartoon

that says.....................THE STUPID................................IT BURNS...............?

[bluesbassman]

44. Well for one thing, he loaned me twenty bills...

[d_r]

45. yeah but

He's just going to take it and vanish in the air.

The devil LOANS, Jesus saves.

[bluesbassman]

46. Well he IS the devil after all.

[rock]

47. Atheists?

How does that work?

[Jamaal510]

48. "Government recipients"

So that means that everyone (even the people who didn't make the list) loves the devil. If you use public roads and rely on the police and the military, then you are in fact a "recipient" of a "government" service!

[LiberalEsto]

49. Let's see. I got 7 of the ones of the list

although I don't know what P.K.s or EMO's are. And what's a High Fullutant?

And does Social Security count?