TOTAL FREEDOM at BUNDYFEST!

[Earth_First]

via Facebook:

Come celebrate TOTAL FREEDOM at BUNDYFEST, just across the road from the Cliven Bundy Ranch, in Bunkerville, Nevada! 240 bands, 24 hours a day, for a SOLID ROCKIN’ MONTH!!!!

*NO PERMITS REQUIRED
*CAMP ABSOLUTELY ANYWHERE
*FULL NUDITY NOT A PROBLEM
*GAY-FRIENDLY ATMOSPHERE
*PENIS ERECTION CONTEST: Erect the largest penis in the open desert, win valuable prize! (tbd)

BACKGROUND: For years, we paid permitting fees to hold Burning Man on the beautiful Playa in Northern Nevada. But now, Cliven Bundy has shown us a NEW WAY! ABSOLUTE FREEDOM! Bundy has declared the entire area surrounding Bundy Ranch as a TOTALLY RULES-FREE ZONE! ANYTHING GOES! WOO-HOO!!!

Why should Burning Man end on September 1st? Swing down to Vegas for a few days for some R&R, a few good buffets, and then HEAD ON UP TO BUNDYFEST! All 50,000+ Burning Man participants are invited to attend — and as many more as can make the trip from anywhere in the world! 100,000? 250,000? THE SKY IS THE LIMIT AT BUNDYFEST! The desert surrounding Bundy’s ranch is LIMITLESS! 

h/t Crooks and Liars http://crooksandliars.com/2014/04/come-celebrate-bundy-fest-2014

[VanillaRhapsody]

1. No no it should be called "Bundystock"!!!!

Thats the term that would put a vivid image in their lizard like brains......they will cringe in horror!

[RobertEarl]

2. Bundy will protect you

He'll stand up for your rights to use or trash the land as you see fit.

In the meantime, eat dead cow, there's a bit of Bundy in every bite.

[Warren DeMontague]

3. Damn straight.

Sure, it's a libertarian paradise as long as you can huff around with an AR-15 in camos, but when hordes of glitter-covered naked unicyclists show up smoking giant pink doobies, man, I bet someone's gonna want to call the cops.

[JohnnyRingo]

13. Hahahaha...

"...glitter-covered naked unicyclists smoking giant pink doobies".

I think I'd even call the cops if that pedaled past my house.

You're right though, old man Bundy will have a fuckin' stroke.

[pinboy3niner]

4. I hear the steak at the food concessions is REALLY fresh

[Lady Freedom Returns]

9. ...

[Earth_First]

5. Sound like socialism to me!

All these hard-werkin' gubmit-hatin' gun-totin' rabble rousers havin' a spare month to hang out in the desert?

No mention of an admission or camping fee?

Who pays for all of this?

[muntrv]

6. Who wants to go to the Giggly Room?

[muntrv]

7. Is Bundy a "psycho-dad?"

[SwankyXomb]

8. Where every day is a Bundy Fun Day Sunday!

[Matariki]

10. LOL

[Historic NY]

11. Free BBQ, all you can eat..

[JohnnyRingo]

12. I love the pix of Al and Ted.

This is the most hilarious parody I think I've ever seen. The bonus will be when people actually show up. Cliven bundy will go nuts with 24 hours of synth music and drum circles. I can't freakin' wait.

I just ran across this at C&L and was going to post it. A DU search revealed that I was a bit late to the party, so to speak.

[Elwood P Dowd]

14. Limbaugh and Hannity will be there with free Oxycookies & Chinese made US flags

This will be way bigger and more fun than Limbaugh's Bake Sale For Dopes back in the 1990s.

[muriel_volestrangler]

15. Video:

(little bit of NSFW language at one point, so you may not want to play it out loud at work ...)

[Earth_First]

16. lmfao!

Thanks for that!