Russian Colonel Instructs Ukrainian Policemen in Horlivka, Eatern Ukraine

[snooper2]

VICE added this to the end of the other video I posted-


Just some poor Ukrainians standing up to the evil neocons and the west right? That's what I keep reading here?

VICE

[NuclearDem]

1. Helpful guide:

1) Is someone doing something despicable?

If NO, stop.
If YES, continue onto 2.

2) Who is doing it?

If THE WEST OR WEST'S ALLIES, continue onto 3.
If NOT THE WEST OR ALLIES, continue onto 4.

3) Who is the opposition?

If SATAN PRINCE OF DARKNESS AND BABY EATER CRUSADE, continue to 9.
If ANYONE ELSE, continue to 5.

4) Is someone in the West criticizing it?

If YES, list every bad act of the West of the last three centuries, imply critics don't care about them, then continue to 6.
If NO, stop.

5) Would you support the action if actors were reversed?

If YES, stop, check conscience and run debug.
If NO, list every bad act of the West of the last three centuries, imply critics don't care about them, then continue to 6.

6) Has someone called you out on the hypocrisy?

If YES, list every bad act of the West of the last three centuries, imply critics don't care about them, apply shill gambit, then continue on to 7.
If NO, list every bad act of the West of the last three centuries, imply critics don't care about them, then continue to 7.

7) Is someone criticizing your choice in media outlet?

If YES, present false dichotomy of Western media versus your source, list every instance of bad reporting and bias from Western media, then continue onto 8.
If NO, stop lying.

8) Is your media source also guilty of bad reporting and bias?

If YES, list every bad act of the West of the last three centuries, imply critics don't care about them, apply shill gambit, imply critics supported Iraq War, DECLARE VICTORY.
If NO, seriously, stop lying.

9) Can baby eating be whitewashed?

If YES, check conscience and stop.
If NO, rethink choice in allies.

[snooper2]

2. Just FYI, I may have to steal that from you in the future

perfect