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kpete

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Thu Apr 10, 2014, 09:55 AM Apr 2014

Kiss me, deadly: If Vance McAllister had hired a hooker, he’d be talking about Benghazi today

Kiss me, deadly: If Vance McAllister had hired a hooker, he’d be talking about Benghazi today
By TBogg
Thursday, April 10, 2014 4:58 EDT



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“Thing is,” he continued.”You also screwed a friend’s wife. That is not copacetic. Not cool at all. Hell, even John Ensign couldn’t survive that and he’s from Godless Nevada where every third women is a whore. You done did the God thing, which is always good, but you gotta get your back up. Get angry. Call it a conspiracy or sumpin’.”

“Should I say that it’s just a distraction to draw attention away from the failures of Obamacare?” I asked hopefully.

“That’s the spirit!” he said encouragingly. “Maybe throw in some Benghazi, a little Lois Lerner, fake climate change science, Common Core, evolution, religious freedom ….the whole megillah.”

“Do you think it will work?” I asked.

“Can’t hurt,” he replied. “And if it doesn’t you’ll still have a shot at landing a Fox gig, cuz they like feisty. And that should tide you over until 2016 when you can run against Hillary and her whoremaster husband. He got more than a little kiss in the ‘Oral’ office if you know what I mean. Haw haw haw.”



the rest:
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/04/10/kiss-me-deadly-if-vance-mcallister-had-hired-a-hooker-hed-be-talking-about-benghazi-today/

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Kiss me, deadly: If Vance McAllister had hired a hooker, he’d be talking about Benghazi today (Original Post) kpete Apr 2014 OP
Kick - this is the best political satire you'll read this month (nt) muriel_volestrangler Apr 2014 #1
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