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Because conservatives dont actually like to read, in the table of contents of this first issue of TCT, each article is listed with its word count, e.g. 1799 words, as a warning, and so that readers may know that they must set aside five to six hours for each.
The first article is a beautiful thing about Glee that details so much about this show, it is clear that the author secretly has seen every episode six times. The author also knows the material that the locker room bench that Lea Michele sat on in her scandalous GQ photo shoot is made of (pine). The section of the magazine that this falls under is Liberal Bias, naturally. The article also makes sure to define any big words that might appear daunting to young whites
http://wonkette.com/468250/amazing-magazine-the-conservative-teen-has-a-lot-to-say-none-of-it-by-teens#more-468250
They may sell tens, even dozens of subscriptions.
Cirque du So-What
(25,939 posts)Here's the cover photo showing two sufficiently Aryan yoots.
Here's a stock photo - portrait of a couple of kids. Woman and man sitting together as part of a study group or in class. They're not even American; they're Danish. Gee, I wonder why the photo was cropped?
http://www.123rf.com/photo_2224014_portrait-of-a-couple-of-kids-woman-and-man-sitting-together-as-part-of-a-study-group-or-in-class.html
Thanks to DUer Beartracks
Fawke Em
(11,366 posts)the lily whiteness of the cover models.
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)Guy Whitey Corngood
(26,501 posts)The "Ronald Reagan First Black President" piece, the "Why Abstinence Works" one or the high-larious comic strips. Please kill me now.
Fawke Em
(11,366 posts)Do conservatives really not get humor or irony?
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)title on all of them. Then one about the dead soldier keeping us safe from terra.
I think I need a shower now.
Guy Whitey Corngood
(26,501 posts)geardaddy
(24,931 posts)I agree with you:
Cirque du So-What
(25,939 posts)I tried, but got this:
Subscribe
Regrettably, we were unable to reach the minimum number of subscribers required to mass print the first issue of The Conservative Teen magazine.
You can buy a full-length hard copy of this issue at MagCloud:
I am sorely disappointed.
Guy Whitey Corngood
(26,501 posts)It's like they knew we were laughing our asses off.
Cirque du So-What
(25,939 posts)I was just getting around to exploring their specious content!
Initech
(100,076 posts)Warning: you may actually learn something... or not.
and-justice-for-all
(14,765 posts)geardaddy
(24,931 posts)Hilarious and scary all at once.
The comments are priceless.
Cirque du So-What
(25,939 posts)If ya go publishin' pictures of Raygun
Ya know they won't be havin' any fun