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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsLawyers Opposing Obamacare Cite Kids-With-Pre-Existing-Conditions-Can-Go-Fuck-Themselves Clause
From The Onion:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/lawyers-opposing-health-care-law-cite-kidswithpree,27761/
WASHINGTONAs the Supreme Court hears oral arguments today on President Obama's health care reform law, plaintiffs aiming to strike down the legislation are citing the U.S. Constitution's Kids-With-Pre-Existing-Conditions-Can-Go-Fuck-Themselves clause, which decrees that children who suffer from debilitating illnesses prior to acquiring health insurance "should just go straight to hell." "It explicitly states in Article 4, Section 9 that 'children with extant disorders unable to pay exorbitant premium fees can just fucking die for all we care, especially the ones with leukemia.'" attorney Paul D. Clement told the nine jurists during his opening statement. "Thus the current law is on its face unconstitutional. The Founding Fathers clearly wanted to force doctors to turn away youth with acute asthma so the nation's children would turn blue in the face, go into cardiac arrest, and die in their own homes." Legal experts noted that if this argument fails, plaintiffs would undoubtedly cite the 24th Amendment's If-You-Don't-Have-Health-Insurance-Already-You-Must-Be-A-Poor-Fuck-Who-Doesn't-Deserve-It-Anyway provision.
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Lawyers Opposing Obamacare Cite Kids-With-Pre-Existing-Conditions-Can-Go-Fuck-Themselves Clause (Original Post)
boxman15
Mar 2012
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annabanana
(52,791 posts)1. Love The Onion
It's funny because it's pretty much true.
Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)3. It's hard to tell the difference anymore... nt
cynatnite
(31,011 posts)2. I'm starting to think I should go to the Onion for real news on repukes. n/t
boxman15
(1,033 posts)4. Kick for the lulz. nt